As your body is still processing all the toxins

I can't handle me sober

So change you

No man, it's not good at all

You need Jesus.

If I quit drinking, I quit the internet and other things

No

I don't suck peepee like luprical

Jesus ain't gay.

Jesus believed in old testament shit.

He needs Jesus to be a functional human being

Like Dave Mustaine.

I'm above average in functioning

Are you?

Yes

Reslly?

Really?

Yeah

The average person I'm the US is unemployed

I walk circles around people

48%

Why I voted for Romney

Why walk?

Why not go through them with a tank?

People are a renewable resource.

Manower is renewable

Self replenishing too.

I get in a bad place when I'm sober

This is somethifn medieval people understood that modern people don't

People are not fucking special

Life is not sacred.

So enter the bad place and confront your personal demons.

Drinking is not an effective escape.

No, it's sheer boredom

I don't have a reward chemical release in my brain when I'm sober

Everything is boring

I get lost in thought, but it's not enjoyable

When I'm sober 2+ weeks, it gets worse and worse

I shut off

From the external world

I don't like sober me at all