whose secret ingredient

I ate taco Bell and had two major shits

Same day

I felt great

i shit 2x most days

For real?

I only shit once a day

yeah usually

Morning shit

i used to do that

but i started eating more healthy and it jumped up to two

I eat TB and feel like my colon and all connected to it are on a slave revolt. Like real slave revolts it never ends well.

Viva la revolucion

It gave me crazy diarrhea

I also ate Diablo sauce

Never again

It's like some drive through cleanse service.

Yeah. It certainly works well as a laxative

Yup.

what's diablo sauce

oh v. hot peppers

i put habanero on quite a lot of things

if that's your daily driver then you get acclimated to it and appreciate the flavours more

instead of some vehicle for heroism like a lot of people see it

Yeah. The more you eat spicey stuff the more you get accustomed to it

Diablo sauce wasn't even hot

Like a tiny tingle on your tongue for 4 seconds

No heat whatsoever

If every meal isn't a vehicle for heroism for you then you're eating the wrong things. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I gotta be careful what I eat now

Drinking everyday has made me change my diet

Or else I'll get beershits when I don't want beershits

Like during the commute or something

So I eat non-threatening food

A few slices of bread, rice, chicken

Shit like that

Keeps my stomach ok

No surprise rumbles

During the commute 😄

Don't end up like Goodtime Charlie.

I'm like that with bran. Just a little bit and I may as well bring the iliad to the bathroom with the expectation to finish.