@Death Strike's Bat you guys need donations?

@Death Strike's Bat I'll PayPal some $

For DMU gold

Do you want a shirt?

No. It looks like a penis

I've been wearing the shirts Dawn sent

They're kinda tight so I need to diet 😐

The DMU would fit me

But I am gonna get back to wearing Ls

And getting XLs will make me complacent

Going to gym it up here soon

Since I'm paying for a membership

fuck that

just use synthol

and smoke heaps of ice

@vry_o lol

I've been binging everyday because sober time draws near

Gym time

I thought @Mother was the trench warfare duder for a second

Fastest way to get fit: Photoshop.

@Death Strike's Bat thanks for the offer tho

@Death Strike's Bat are you celebrating our american holiday

St. Joseph of Arimathea day

Someone gave me a st Patty's pin

You'll shit yourself if I showed it to you

I wonder if Prozak could kill the universe

Like, if every sound of each keystroke he's ever made was played all at once in unison, would it be so loud that even god would go deaf?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xctt01t8Hws

I don't like public sex talk.

I don't like professionalism in sports either.
Sports should be something you do with your friends, workmates, countrymen, etc.

Khadafy of all people wrote about that. He hated big stadiums.

i actually like that

professionalism is lame

boring

i want niggers beating each other with football helmets

Drive to Martin Luther King Road Anytown, USA for that.

Yeah @MRB professional sports is all drug fueled anyway

people don't even care to notice how world records keep improving

what exactly is going on there? better negro selection?

magic training

Not necessarily professionalism is stupid, so regress from civilized rules to backyard brawling.
Surprisingly even as an excitable high school athlete I never picked one on-field fight.