how can you fit 400k eggs into a woman

it would take up a room

at least

They growand shed via menses

look stop pulling my leg man

it isn't funny

bruh man

knowlege of child rearing is literally all irish women have and im the second of 9 so i studied this shit

ma always made sure we learned about the technical half of sex

church took care of the sinful feelins after

anyway Clooney is a fag

and Amal is a beard

amal is cute but like

too foreign?

she isn't cute

she looks like a man, made of acute angles

she was clearly purchased for this

Her head is bigger than is

it's kind of like Weiner and Abedin

only in that case

Weiner is the beard

lmao

why are you laughing

I don't understand

because i imagine a bearded hotdog in a bun

i dunno im silly

i imagine things easy

I see, carry on

i dunno man

its cool, I was asking in case you were laughing at its absurdity

nah

and it didn't seem particularly absurd

so I thought I would check

give me some heavy shit man

I can't feel you, it's all fun and games

it is all fun and games

i dont see the point if taking things seriously cept work

why except work

because a man's worth is how much he brings to the company he works for & what he brings home for his family

because i'm finally wearing clothes that aren't hand-me-ups because my 13 year old brother is bigger than i am.

and i like cashing cheques every week knowin I earned it even tho i hate my job