I want every fat person to have unlimited free cheeseburgers delivered by amazon drone

hahaha

just press a button and the drone delivers a new burg

I once wrote an article explaining my views on abortion

>women

tldr most spergs either say "I'm Pro Choice" or "abortion is murder!" I openly said "I think abortion is murder and I am pro choice, because I want people to have maximum chance to send themselves to Hell"

Sounds kvlt

put the abortion clinic in the high school nurse's office

I was once running for school office

Some kid asked me what my views were on abortion

I told him that we should have mandatory abortions for all babies

lol

thats roughly my view as well. most of the people aborting should be doing so. sadly, they arent aborting enough. that is the true tragedy

But I'm an aspie so I said it with a completely straight face and tone

sturm what is your opinion of this statement: "the superior should breed, the inferior should not breed, the immoral should be killed"

lol

why are you testing me exilarch you know we are brothers

He looked at me like I took a shit on the floor

I have no notes on you

are you someone from offsite?

*I feel bad for you.*
*I don't think about you at all.*

lol

Does anybody understand that reference

well yes it's a true enough statement, so long as immoral means undermen.

I don't mean that condescendingly sturm

its fine

you seem legit at a glance

thats better

what do you put in your saturday omlette exilarch?

I do not eat omelettes

fair enough

this saturday I might make protein brownies though

why brownies?

if I ever deviate from my diet I save it for that day

that just sounded good in the moment, no idea what I will actually do

ive never been good at making desserts that dont make my hyperborean stomach ill

at this point I am extremely adapted to a diet of health food that revolts normal people

please dont tell me its all raw

no

😄

90% of it is lentils & rice