Eowyn hitting on aragorn was lame in the movies.

In the books she is way more subtle

And tries to just fuck him.

It's nothing as bad as idk

Lancelot knifjt of the cart

Medieval romance where lancelot has sex every 5 pages

I always thought lancelot was a dick for dicking guinevere

does arthur kill them in that version or does he just go away sad

Like he gets new armor as a knight whose house he is staying at's wife and teenage daughter both want to fuck him.

No

This is the one where he rescues and fucks Guinevere.

And is her puppy dog.

I'm gonna be the president bay bayyy

laughin at night cause I tweet all day

He's her doe eyed puppy lover who is also Superman

And super jacked

And gets out of jail by bending ironbars

who wrote that shit

Chretien de troys

is that a boy's name or a girl's name

dude ofc

And he kills the final boss by punching in his face

Through the helmet.

And breaking his teeth

is it a "boy" the way George Eliot is a bo

boy

No

is it a boy the way Oscar Wilde was a boy?

a boy's boy?

It's an old dude who wrote it for a noblewoman

haha

It's female fantasy with tons of gorn.

a boy's boy

very apt

Like a woman cries rape and has Lancelot kill her 4 dudes who attack him

Then he kills msot of.them, she calls it off

And fucks him.

Covered in blood

It ridiculous

sounds problematic

Hes so hot that's how she gets him