Message from @Death Strike's Bat

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2017-08-14 18:45:49 UTC  

The Beowulf author just thought Jesus was the king of the universe who fucked shit up and roasted sinners.

2017-08-14 18:45:55 UTC  

That's pretty much all he thought.

2017-08-14 18:46:11 UTC  

There are a lot do good modern history books.

2017-08-14 18:46:19 UTC  

But they have massive lists of citations.

2017-08-14 18:46:29 UTC  

hence my point

2017-08-14 18:46:39 UTC  

There's even a fun one about how much Russian rulers drank from kievan rus to stalin

2017-08-14 18:46:44 UTC  

And the answer is a lot.

2017-08-14 18:47:07 UTC  

by the gallon, i would think

2017-08-14 18:47:21 UTC  

Like Peter the great making the guy who married his neice take 30 shots of vodka at a dinner and he fell over dead.

2017-08-14 18:47:31 UTC  

c-c

2017-08-14 18:47:43 UTC  

thats a hell of a way to kill a man

2017-08-14 18:47:52 UTC  

He could not keep up

2017-08-14 18:48:50 UTC  

Died afterwards.

2017-08-14 18:48:58 UTC  

I hate the notion that students are these poor victims subjugated by a system that doesn't care about them

2017-08-14 18:49:01 UTC  

But was ill from drinking dozens of toasts.

2017-08-14 18:49:07 UTC  

*muh chilluns!*

2017-08-14 18:49:09 UTC  

And being goaded into doing so.

2017-08-14 18:49:21 UTC  

but yeah, imo, to really save the country, we also need to overhaul the education system and do away with modern industrial style mis-education

2017-08-14 18:49:32 UTC  

Nah lots of teachers below the college level and I'm college are fucking shit.

2017-08-14 18:49:49 UTC  

Especially basket weaving and hard sciences teachers.

2017-08-14 18:50:03 UTC  

It's really hard to be an actually awful history or philosophy professor.

2017-08-14 18:50:06 UTC  

I've met two.

2017-08-14 18:50:22 UTC  

One who said she hated Alexander the great as he killed people.

2017-08-14 18:50:25 UTC  

Rofl

2017-08-14 18:50:32 UTC  

lmfao

2017-08-14 18:50:38 UTC  

Yeah he cut people to shreds and raped tons of women.

2017-08-14 18:50:38 UTC  

I have a solution for those

2017-08-14 18:50:42 UTC  

Well sleep with me or die.

2017-08-14 18:50:43 UTC  

the Columbine one

2017-08-14 18:50:46 UTC  

Not rape.

2017-08-14 18:50:54 UTC  

He probably didn't fuck his best friend.

2017-08-14 18:51:15 UTC  

But he might have fucked a dude in Persia. It is unknown as he drank a ton.

2017-08-14 18:51:43 UTC  

But Alexander is sleeping with princesses constantly

2017-08-14 18:51:49 UTC  

Who don't have a choice to sleep with him.

2017-08-14 18:51:55 UTC  

From Egypt to India.

2017-08-14 18:52:01 UTC  

So to call him gay is ludicrous

2017-08-14 18:52:14 UTC  

Hitler killed Jews therefore he was bad. Soviets killed Nazis who killed Jews therefore Soviets good.

2017-08-14 18:52:24 UTC  

What a fucking black-and-white view of history.

2017-08-14 18:52:29 UTC  

Soviets hates Jews.

2017-08-14 18:52:32 UTC  

and wrong, imo