Message from @comcast

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2017-08-25 18:06:53 UTC  

I think we talked of this

2017-08-25 18:07:06 UTC  

Lawn obssession with suburbanites

2017-08-25 18:07:25 UTC  

Green grass White Picket fence

2017-08-25 18:07:31 UTC  

what's extra crazy about it here is that it's snow-covered here for 5 months

2017-08-25 18:07:35 UTC  

A dream sold to the people

2017-08-25 18:07:50 UTC  

All my grass is brown

2017-08-25 18:07:57 UTC  

I hope it stays that way

2017-08-25 18:08:19 UTC  

And if you get chickens you never have to weed wack

2017-08-25 18:08:38 UTC  

So i can get rid of that and the lawn mower

2017-08-25 18:08:46 UTC  

Make some more space in my shed

2017-08-25 18:10:09 UTC  

Id like to get a goat but apparently they will bash through your fence, you need the wire fence, possiblu electric

2017-08-25 18:12:15 UTC  

I asked my neighbor about getting a new fence this summer. Her answer : " hmmm yeah i dont know about that". The fence is leaning at like a 60 degree angle on her side

2017-08-25 18:13:07 UTC  

Come winter, its going down all on her side. Im going to make her take it all to the fucking dump too

2017-08-25 18:23:19 UTC  

while i may not dream of the white picket fence smack in the middle of a suburban stepford wasteland , i think i certainly do understand the benefits of land and home ownership, even if it is an abandoned mall or church of satisfactory size, or a ruined parking lot with a complex of trailer homes, garages, and possibly a boat in its trailer which is no longer really seaworthy

2017-08-25 18:29:21 UTC  

i think deep donw

2017-08-25 18:29:33 UTC  

we r all dreamin of that parking lot rebeca

2017-08-25 18:29:50 UTC  

indeed

2017-08-25 18:35:02 UTC  

UOC I will teach you Brahmin food in other chat

2017-08-25 18:35:18 UTC  

You don't need land to be stocked for SHTF

2017-08-25 18:35:37 UTC  

nope

2017-08-25 18:35:42 UTC  

u can get buy with just a hole if it is properly dug

2017-08-25 18:35:54 UTC  

I am experimenting with adding shelf stable fish and liver to it

2017-08-25 18:35:57 UTC  

bare minimum a bicycle or motorcycle, depending on your region

2017-08-25 18:36:58 UTC  

altho, i would advise you go with the motorcycle

2017-08-25 18:37:09 UTC  

y

2017-08-25 18:37:40 UTC  

because any sort of uphill incline, is going to likely kill a bike's ability to travel

2017-08-25 18:38:02 UTC  

ergo, an engine under you is more prudent

2017-08-25 18:38:14 UTC  

speak for urslef

2017-08-25 18:38:43 UTC  

i make an escape route of exclusive down hill travel

2017-08-25 18:38:58 UTC  

while u sell urself 4 gasoline

2017-08-25 18:40:15 UTC  

even before i got girly pills, a bicycle going uphill was not a good mode of transportation

2017-08-25 18:40:20 UTC  

What are you people talking about

2017-08-25 18:40:49 UTC  

Where will you even escape to

2017-08-25 18:40:50 UTC  

shtf minimum assets, in this case, vehicles

2017-08-25 18:40:57 UTC  

i fucking hate lawns that look like golf courses

2017-08-25 18:41:03 UTC  

i hate faggots and their fucking lawn mowers

2017-08-25 18:41:14 UTC  

i want to blow up lawn mowers

2017-08-25 18:41:20 UTC  

And from who or what will you escape

2017-08-25 18:41:40 UTC  

as do i, but ill settle for stealing the engine off lawn mowers and putting them to better use

2017-08-25 18:41:48 UTC  

is rebekka a tranny

2017-08-25 18:41:54 UTC  

Yes he is