Message from @Parasite

Discord ID: 351166338531590155


2017-08-27 00:19:25 UTC  

I WONDER HOW FAST I CAN FIND A LIVESTREAM

2017-08-27 00:20:40 UTC  

go murderhobbit go!

2017-08-27 00:25:07 UTC  

boxing is the only sport I follow

2017-08-27 00:25:16 UTC  

due to childhood nostalgic elements

2017-08-27 00:27:24 UTC  

MOST DO NOT KNOW BOXING. OR GROWING TURMERIC. OR SPEARFISHING.

2017-08-27 00:29:46 UTC  

huh?

2017-08-27 00:30:06 UTC  

GENERALIZING

2017-08-27 00:30:10 UTC  

IDK

2017-08-27 00:34:15 UTC  

you mean most spergs in general don't know how to box?

2017-08-27 00:37:37 UTC  

"MOST" GUYS EAT SOY AND SWOOP DUDES

2017-08-27 00:39:37 UTC  

what's the deal with alestorm

2017-08-27 00:39:46 UTC  

what an unpleasant mixture of joke and serious

2017-08-27 00:43:22 UTC  

its nerd metal

2017-08-27 00:43:30 UTC  

play-on-expectations bait and switch art

2017-08-27 00:43:38 UTC  

videogame / movie level

2017-08-27 00:43:53 UTC  

haha pirates lol

2017-08-27 00:43:54 UTC  

metal

2017-08-27 00:44:17 UTC  

fukkk yeah \m/

2017-08-27 00:48:48 UTC  

There can be only one pirate band

2017-08-27 00:49:39 UTC  

Running Wild aren't gay pirates though, they are metal as fuck.

2017-08-27 00:50:03 UTC  

Swashbuckle is even better than Alestorm

2017-08-27 00:50:08 UTC  

running wild transcends

2017-08-27 00:54:09 UTC  

failstorm

2017-08-27 00:59:26 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/267086373285134338/351168798747000843/UnlinedConcreteEeve-mobile.mp4

2017-08-27 00:59:35 UTC  

look how slick this guard pass to mount is

2017-08-27 01:00:20 UTC  

or don't, idk how discord handles video clips

2017-08-27 01:01:35 UTC  

nice

2017-08-27 01:01:53 UTC  

I hate MMA, its boring

2017-08-27 01:01:59 UTC  

Fedor was interesting

2017-08-27 01:03:47 UTC  

I have tried and failed to get into it as an extension of my boxing interest

2017-08-27 01:04:01 UTC  

boxing is cool, MMA is not

2017-08-27 01:04:21 UTC  

why? No idea

2017-08-27 01:04:22 UTC  

I have concluded that combat sports benefit from some abstraction away from real combat

2017-08-27 01:04:32 UTC  

yeah

2017-08-27 01:04:37 UTC  

like gladiatoral bouts

2017-08-27 01:04:42 UTC  

or ritualized duels

2017-08-27 01:05:00 UTC  

plain old scrapping is for worldstar

2017-08-27 01:05:09 UTC  

yes. mma suffers from being somewhat too real

2017-08-27 01:05:16 UTC  

well

2017-08-27 01:05:18 UTC  

but then not real enough