Message from @Parasite

Discord ID: 366710752326844417


2017-10-08 22:13:22 UTC  

I am a harsh critiquer of vest patches

2017-10-08 22:13:28 UTC  

I must dispense brutal truth

2017-10-08 22:14:14 UTC  

yeah no screen printed

2017-10-08 22:14:16 UTC  

or textiles

2017-10-08 22:14:21 UTC  

embroidered tildeath

2017-10-08 22:14:42 UTC  

and not wearing shirts underneath the vest

2017-10-08 22:15:10 UTC  

Metal Vests are at full power when displaying man chest

2017-10-08 22:15:50 UTC  

What's more manly than wearing only pants?

2017-10-08 22:15:55 UTC  

Wearing only pants and a vest

2017-10-08 22:16:03 UTC  

just wearing a vest

2017-10-08 22:16:06 UTC  

lol

2017-10-08 22:16:06 UTC  

hahahahaha

2017-10-08 22:16:10 UTC  

Ha

2017-10-08 22:16:16 UTC  

cock harder than steel

2017-10-08 22:16:29 UTC  

metal as it gets bro

2017-10-08 22:16:53 UTC  
2017-10-08 22:16:55 UTC  

throt with vests

2017-10-08 22:17:21 UTC  

wear a loin cloth and carry an axe

2017-10-08 22:17:31 UTC  

nothing gay about that

2017-10-08 22:17:36 UTC  

just manly as shit

2017-10-08 22:17:39 UTC  

They are against promiscuity

2017-10-08 22:17:42 UTC  

Very nice

2017-10-08 22:17:47 UTC  

They are for heroicism

2017-10-08 22:17:51 UTC  

Are they Spartans?

2017-10-08 22:18:00 UTC  

better yet just straight attach patches to your penis and also attach an axehead to the tip

2017-10-08 22:18:04 UTC  

i dunno pretty sure Berzerkers were nude

2017-10-08 22:18:09 UTC  

fuck the spartans

2017-10-08 22:18:33 UTC  

hesh af

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/267086373285134338/366710991796568082/manowar-1.jpg

2017-10-08 22:18:33 UTC  

The Hellenic pagans practiced man2man sex, but not anal sex, for that was considered degrading of the receiver

2017-10-08 22:19:03 UTC  

nothing more intimidating than being charged by a Viking with a pillar thrusting out of a red bush

2017-10-08 22:19:26 UTC  

and a sword and shield for added effect

2017-10-08 22:19:53 UTC  

drummer looks like a zombie

2017-10-08 22:20:00 UTC  

comparatively

2017-10-08 22:20:05 UTC  

you love him

2017-10-08 22:20:06 UTC  

"Finally, the Alliance does not support promiscuity among Men who have sex with Men, and encourages its members to practice monogamy and fidelity."

2017-10-08 22:20:18 UTC  

impossible

2017-10-08 22:20:20 UTC  

"We also directly question under what scriptural authority those condemnations have been made. Jesus, who, Christians believe, died that men may spiritually live and who intercedes for them before the throne of God, when incarnate on earth made no condemnation of affection between men. The Old Testament speaks of "a man who lies with a man as with a woman" - but that does not apply to Men who practice Frot - for we are present sexually with a Man as only another Man can be. "

Ha, not buying it

2017-10-08 22:21:08 UTC  

never back down from a Frottage

2017-10-08 22:22:20 UTC  

"3. Most straight-identified men have same-sex erotic needs and desires which our contemporary heterosexualized culture cruelly, un-necessarily, and unreasonably demands they deny."

2017-10-08 22:22:21 UTC  

Lol, what