LMAO

LMBO

LMCO

LMDO

but you are fat and your head is deformed

this is meme worthy material

dude

I hope people are screening this

hey @Deleted User f5db5877 have you ever sucked a dick

mormons should make SSRI M&M's HAHAHAHAHAH

hahhahahahahahaha

THE GOOD LORD NEEDS YOU TO SUCK IT UP AND SHUT THE FUCK UP LMAO

or rather have you ever had your dick sucked

meet up with me and I will suck your dick real good

I got fat lips

I'll look up with you with my big blue eyes all wide and your whole body will deflate through your balls

mmmm

it's only gay if you take it up the ass

My thighs feel uncomfortable visualizing this

exilarch

honestly though

if I met up with pxpq I would tell him where to meet

and then I'd spot him from far off and sneak up on him

exilarch that is not what jo-schmo would want (joseph smith)

and I would tackle him up against a car and say "if you move a fucking muscle I will kill you"

dude go huff paint lacquer in ur magic hat faggot

and then I would trace it down his body slowly until it got to his wasteband

"THE TABLETS BLUGHTUGHURHGHHGHGHGHGH"

and then I would undo his fly and get his dick out

and then tickle it and massage his balls until he gets hard

and suck his big thick sexy cock while I keep my hand squeezing his ballsack the whole time

dude

and then when he cums I'll swallow it all like a gay cumslut

and then just walk away and not say a word

dude

are you into that bby we could roleplay it

oh daddy yes give me your cummies

🍫 mormon women save themselves by keeping their vaginas very dry with a high sugar diet 🍫

its like trying to put your hands in a rubber glove that isnt powdered

its like trying to have sex in the shower

dude