Message from @Death Strike's Bat

Discord ID: 370761446620921856


2017-10-20 02:30:20 UTC  

he literally was the guy who threw open the floodgates

2017-10-20 02:30:29 UTC  

what am I supposed to call that?

2017-10-20 02:31:48 UTC  

a non sequitur

2017-10-20 02:32:39 UTC  

a non sequitur

2017-10-20 02:32:39 UTC  

Were the other Roman rulers any better? They all conquered and assimilated

2017-10-20 02:32:48 UTC  

uh no

2017-10-20 02:32:48 UTC  

Having slaves of a different race is unsustainable and always leads to mixing eventually

2017-10-20 02:32:53 UTC  

yeah no big deal that he just randomly gave a hundred thousand kangs citizenship

2017-10-20 02:32:54 UTC  

most of hte romans were blond

2017-10-20 02:33:00 UTC  

not after caracalla

2017-10-20 02:33:01 UTC  

and most were barbairan

2017-10-20 02:33:02 UTC  

yes

2017-10-20 02:33:04 UTC  

after caracalla

2017-10-20 02:33:06 UTC  

he dalited them

2017-10-20 02:33:08 UTC  

caracalla was a barbarian

2017-10-20 02:33:11 UTC  

he didn't do hjack shit

2017-10-20 02:33:15 UTC  

he just did tha tto tax them

2017-10-20 02:33:19 UTC  

there is no right

2017-10-20 02:33:20 UTC  

"On 26 December 211, at a reconciliation meeting arranged by their mother, Caracalla had Geta assassinated by members of the Praetorian Guard loyal to himself, Geta dying in his mother's arms.[10] Caracalla then persecuted and executed most of Geta's supporters and ordered a damnatio memoriae pronounced by the Senate against his brother's memory.[1][12] "

How is this any kind of good behavior

2017-10-20 02:33:35 UTC  

yeah so?

2017-10-20 02:33:37 UTC  

dude was a dick

2017-10-20 02:33:45 UTC  

Geta's image was removed from all paintings, coins were melted down, statues were destroyed, his name was struck from papyrus records, and it became a capital offence to speak or write Geta's name.[13] In the aftermath of the damnatio memoriae, an estimated 20,000 people were massacred.[12][13] Those killed were Geta's inner circle of guards and advisers, friends, and other military staff under his employ.[12]

2017-10-20 02:33:48 UTC  

that's typical

2017-10-20 02:33:58 UTC  

don't fuck with the emperor

2017-10-20 02:34:00 UTC  

absolute loyalty

2017-10-20 02:34:04 UTC  

patron client morality

2017-10-20 02:34:15 UTC  

it's not like anyone else did anything different

2017-10-20 02:34:22 UTC  

"exilarch you don't know anything about enlightenment values, you're talking bullshit"
"dude your avatar is gay"

🤔

2017-10-20 02:34:39 UTC  

augustus burned 300 people alive in a bonfire

2017-10-20 02:34:47 UTC  

as sacrifice to his divine fathe for their insolence

2017-10-20 02:34:51 UTC  

rome is the best tv show btw

2017-10-20 02:35:02 UTC  

augustus is the worst chracter

2017-10-20 02:35:03 UTC  

He went north to the German frontier to deal with the Alamanni and Goths tribesmen, a confederation of migrating Germanic tribes who had broken through the limes in Raetia.[14][15] During the campaign of 213–214, Caracalla successfully defeated some of the Germanic tribes while settling other difficulties through diplomacy, though precisely with whom these treaties were made remains unknown.[15][16]

He made sure to fight those awful Germanics and keep them out. Wouldn't want RACISTS in rome! Guidos only!

2017-10-20 02:35:07 UTC  

bot has a kid and as an adult

2017-10-20 02:35:16 UTC  

they always made treaties

2017-10-20 02:35:20 UTC  

treaties are submission

2017-10-20 02:35:27 UTC  

if you agree to a treaty, they own you

2017-10-20 02:35:29 UTC  

exilarch

2017-10-20 02:35:33 UTC  

you are being retarded

2017-10-20 02:35:37 UTC  

you can't negotiate with the romans

2017-10-20 02:35:39 UTC  

exposing how dumb you are