Last good one was a year or two ago outside a bar haha

what happened

Told you about it as well i think

cliffs? leadup, how it started, the fight, how it ended, what happened after

A group of us down for a bday gathering. Again outside smoking a joint and my wife and her cousin Eric were talking to some dude so i came up to see what was crackin. Once the guy realized i was married to the girl he was talking to he tried to make fun of my appearance

I did a little self deprecating humour

He didnt back off and kept going with it

So i started laughing and got closer to him

And then i just gave him the impression i was going to put my arm around him

you two are so revenge of the nerds

And then put him in the hardest choke hold i could

And tore him down to the ground like an ass drop, all my weight

Pummeled his face, he said i was dead, pummeled some more and the my sister n law tried to break it up, guy came back at me and i rinsed and repeated only his head was hanging off the curb this time

He got dummied

Bouncers let me back in because the guy was a known regular moron

@zannparcival im a nerd but i dont need revenge

fuck him he's just mad you whipped somebody's ass

lol

Hahahaha apparently it was funny

One of the guys said it was awesome and said be enjoyed watching

ex, I got thrown out of school for whipping ass

Nobody got sent to the hospital, was all good

rad

yea, someone made the mistake of swinging highand dislocating their own shoulder

How does that happen hahaha

bounced their fist off the seat behind me so hard it popped out

the kid cried foul

Fuck

Gross

Did you slap him while he was disabled?

Hahaha

Imagine just slapping some handicaped person in a wheel chair, right in the face

Like one of those severely handicapped people that are like ultra downs, crying all the time, speaking gibberish.

lmao

Dont see many anymore myself

I used to see them at the grocery store with their slave master

Yeah but like worse than that kid

Or just beat the shit out of that black belt karate gimp

Or maybe it was tae kwon do

Has no limbs

hahahaha