Message from @Platon et la MG42
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Bikes
most of the danger with any other vehicle is due to the threat from regular cars and SUVs
so if they were just moving in absolutely predictable non-human patterns then you could jog down the road in safety
cars are dangerous and pollute
I walk
Lane Splitting & Goose-stepping eternally under the sunwheel
the "car" concept has became a fetishism
I bring you the actual ubermensch
self driving cars would reduce the pollution if implemented right. I walk, run and bike, mostly bike
cars enable peasants to travel more than should be permitted
peasants should be tied to the land
cities without parking lots or two lane roads are very compact
usually built more vertically too
people should live near their work place
all the time we saved driving was taken away again by building space for cars to lengthen the distance we travel
I live close but infrastructure is such shit it's not feasible to not drive to work
I live half a mile from work and walk every day
But I'm also a handsome sage so I am cleared for commute
it would be better for peasants if they didn't drive anyway, cars are deceptively expensive
take their money, make their town biger and uglier, and kill 40,000 of them a year
dude the universe is totes a simulation
most fat people also wouldn't be fat if they walked or biked
beeing fat is not an excuse
wouldn't have low bone density despite weighing 250lbs
but work is a cause of beeing fat
drive in your chair machine to work to sit in your cubicle chair to then come home to watch tv in your house chair
working since the wife is fucking the sport teacher
make legs fat
wearing a tie and a plastic suit
talking about "new ways of marketing"
department synergies
talking about new ways of earning more money and reduce the cost
that isn't inherently unsexy
twitter company reps
it's the people who do it who make it seem gay
it's not ripped chads going "holy shit I just figured out a new way to make millions of dollars, holy shit I'm a genius"
it's fat dilberts waddling around with fat smiles on their fat faces glad that they pleased the manager who owns them
i'm learning programmation, but the ambiance is just GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY