you got all of the suffering

out of balance

What if you can't have any joy?

need to fiddle with that brain until it surrenders

@Hagel You say what?

@☯Ultra Supreme Elder Lord☯ You can't.

Nothign works.

then you either die or overhaul the whole brain

an animal that can't feel joy might as well be dead

To you I say

Why bother trying to enlighten you?

Why bother trying to enlighten you?

an animal that can't feel pain is also bad

@☯Ultra Supreme Elder Lord☯ Meh. I might as well be dead.

@Hagel When did I ask to enlighten me?

I only asked that someone come help me kill myself.

@☯Ultra Supreme Elder Lord☯ And when there is only pain and no joy?

And if you can't overhaul the brain? What if nothing works? What then?

death

I would not want to help you die if there was a way I could drug your mind into changing how it works

but otherwise death is fine

Then help me achieve death.

Because that's all ther eis.

close up garage, turn on engine, leave suicide note and will

There is no drug that can work.

I don't have a garage.

And again: I'm a coward.

I need someone to come help me in person.

As in, you have to physically push me off the bridge.

let me think how to accomplish that for a second

You asked a question: "why bother". I told you that I'm not going to bother answering it

for you

@Hagel Whatever. You're just mocking me at this point.

I would help you if I had a shotgun and could get away with it

That is not mocking

You could.

what is the most evil being you know of?

Easily get away with it.

@☯Ultra Supreme Elder Lord☯ The Jew.

God.

Existence itself. I can't really decide.