Message from @cooldad92

Discord ID: 369271034584498189


2017-10-15 23:35:56 UTC  

The dog that bit the hand that feeds him

2017-10-15 23:37:24 UTC  

<:DabBoi:363745494255665153>

2017-10-15 23:41:41 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/356277817253560320/369268628354367488/thicc.jpg

2017-10-15 23:47:26 UTC  

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2017-10-15 23:49:44 UTC  

I am in serious medical trouble right now

2017-10-15 23:49:50 UTC  

my pee hole is bleading

2017-10-15 23:49:53 UTC  

like a lot

2017-10-15 23:49:56 UTC  

I dont know what to do

2017-10-15 23:49:59 UTC  

......

2017-10-15 23:50:05 UTC  

is it because of the urethraectomy you tried to perform earlier @cooldad92

2017-10-15 23:50:09 UTC  

?

2017-10-15 23:50:13 UTC  

well

2017-10-15 23:50:20 UTC  

that was successful

2017-10-15 23:50:24 UTC  

did the soldering iron not work?

2017-10-15 23:50:31 UTC  

it worked great actually

2017-10-15 23:50:43 UTC  

I tried to skip a size of urethral sounds

2017-10-15 23:50:46 UTC  

so then why is your pee pee bleeding

2017-10-15 23:50:57 UTC  

and I had to put forth a lot of pressure getting it in

2017-10-15 23:51:15 UTC  

I heard like a tearing sound

2017-10-15 23:51:25 UTC  

I felt an insane amount of pain

2017-10-15 23:51:44 UTC  

then I took the sound out and an explosion of blood came out

2017-10-15 23:51:54 UTC  

It's still dripping with blood

2017-10-15 23:51:57 UTC  

what do I do

2017-10-15 23:52:50 UTC  

Maybe I can cauterize the wound with the soldering iron

2017-10-15 23:53:27 UTC  

*dabs*

2017-10-15 23:53:49 UTC  

<:DabBoi:363745494255665153>

2017-10-16 00:12:29 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/356277817253560320/369276377507037184/barine.jpg

2017-10-16 00:14:26 UTC  

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2017-10-16 00:14:44 UTC  

theY won't load

2017-10-16 00:14:44 UTC  

lmao stfu

2017-10-16 00:14:56 UTC  

LOL

2017-10-16 00:15:00 UTC  

any intellectuals in the chat?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/356277817253560320/369277012160020491/rick.png

2017-10-16 00:15:03 UTC  

we already are

2017-10-16 00:15:04 UTC  

lel

2017-10-16 00:15:12 UTC  

buster get steep

2017-10-16 00:15:15 UTC  

go snowboard with me

2017-10-16 00:15:20 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/356277817253560320/369277093835702274/thicc.jpg

2017-10-16 00:15:43 UTC  

'

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/356277817253560320/369277190510215168/me-my-meat-beating-3117580.png

2017-10-16 00:16:30 UTC  

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