Message from LOCKE HOLMES in The Right Server #chat


2017-09-28 15:09:13 UTC  

Hello simpletons. And I say so because unfortunately 99% of the users on this place have an IQ below the acceptable (130) level and are therefore brainlets, NEETs and edgy 25-year old gamers living on their mom's basement. Fortunately, a select group of people (led by me) meet enough of the criteria not to be subjugated by my complex thoughts and mastermind intelligence. Unfortunately, the inferiors have taken control and spread degeneracy across every corner of this chat. For your grace, I am here to save you from yourselves and your miserable brain.

2017-09-28 15:09:34 UTC  

Hey, it's that guy!

2017-09-28 15:09:37 UTC  

fuck off retard

2017-09-28 15:09:49 UTC  

Damn theres a brazilian here

2017-09-28 15:09:51 UTC  

(I bet he watches Rick and Morty, that's why he's so smart)

2017-09-28 15:09:55 UTC  

^

2017-09-28 15:10:02 UTC  

Fucking people in here have +150 IQ.

2017-09-28 15:10:09 UTC  

delicia cara

2017-09-28 15:10:12 UTC  

@LOCKE HOLMES you can only be smart if you watch Rick and Morty

2017-09-28 15:10:28 UTC  

There is one guy who has a 202 IQ

2017-09-28 15:10:31 UTC  

To be fair you need a pretty high iq to watch Rick and Morty

2017-09-28 15:10:36 UTC  

@Daddu To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

2017-09-28 15:10:44 UTC  

ahah

2017-09-28 15:11:12 UTC  

whats these people deal with IQ so much?

2017-09-28 15:11:22 UTC  

Rick and Morty was a good show for a second and a half then the fan base came in

2017-09-28 15:11:33 UTC  

I mean the 1st season was alright

2017-09-28 15:11:35 UTC  

@BacalhauFrito I have a 120 IQ, above national average of 60

2017-09-28 15:11:41 UTC  

hahahahaha

2017-09-28 15:11:45 UTC  

Second was meh, and the third is just shit

2017-09-28 15:11:51 UTC  

kek to open a dor requires 80-90 iq

2017-09-28 15:11:51 UTC  

Fucking hell man stop you're making me laugh

2017-09-28 15:11:53 UTC  

average IQ is 100

2017-09-28 15:12:00 UTC  

Not for Brazilians

2017-09-28 15:12:04 UTC  

I have only seen the first episode of the third

2017-09-28 15:12:06 UTC  

I bet you eat sopa de macaco

2017-09-28 15:12:13 UTC  

im no brazilian dumb dumb

2017-09-28 15:12:15 UTC  

The US national average is 100

2017-09-28 15:12:17 UTC  

Suuuuuree

2017-09-28 15:12:17 UTC  

delicia cara

2017-09-28 15:12:23 UTC  

im portuguese nigga

2017-09-28 15:12:27 UTC  

i have an iq of 9000

how does one join the serious chat?

2017-09-28 15:12:30 UTC  

Even worse

2017-09-28 15:12:35 UTC  

delicia

2017-09-28 15:12:38 UTC  

Franklin, who is the US's greatest ally?

2017-09-28 15:12:38 UTC  

By being serious

2017-09-28 15:12:43 UTC  

Portuguese women have mustaches

2017-09-28 15:12:44 UTC  

^

2017-09-28 15:12:53 UTC  

hotest woman

2017-09-28 15:12:55 UTC  

more manly than you

2017-09-28 15:13:01 UTC  

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