Wait...
*How do autists fugg?*

let me tell you a story

hard boiled *

So many tans

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So one night, they had just got together. maybe two months shes been coming over. My pc desk is literally next to his bed wall mind you my room mate hasnt slept in an actual bed since bush was president. also around the same time he last brushed his teeth. so my pc desk ir right against the same wall as his 'bed'

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myth where are you living

california?

Lemme guess... "Something" was banging the wall over and over again making it vibrate ur desk?

so i have my ear buds in and im doing my thing.

then i notice my monitor starts to shake

hmm really makes me think

and im like

'ok'

the infrastructure of the city weakens every time she moves

so i take them out

@ftwtech <:FeelsComfyMan:356316472240373760> henlo

and i hear some fuckng autistic fattie being plowed harder than an anmish field in april

😑😷

RIP MYTH

so im you know, giggling and waiting for it to be over

right around the time i tink its about to be over, mind you i can hear everything

horrific

i text him 'finish her

1 minute later after the noise stops

this motherfucker texts me back

'flawless victory'

NI🅱🅱A WTF

😷😷😷😷

i swear to fucking god this happpened

this is like one of those youtube prank videos

its fake as fuck

ive told it like 5 times dude

yo so he checked his phone while he was about to cum

no when it was over

Who checks their phone straight after fugging? The fuck kinda ni🅱🅱as u live with

Thots > Beached Whales

ur room mate sucks

B E G O N E T H O T S

atleast thots have one thing