before then JFK and shit were almost at the brink of nuclear war

@AIDSFrodo but dont crush my dreams man

its trap

gay

The cold war was all huff and puff. Two big dicks trying to outgrow the other

nixon's shlong was the biggest

I invented the dildo

AMA

@n//a lesbos using it: yay or nay?

Yipee Kay yay

oof

Ouch ouch my bones

I lost my img perms

Who took them <:merchantwho:363578436255612929>

<- mfw you think you had image perms

The russians did it

<:FeelsDabMan:356316778470834176>

Them damn Russians wanting 10$

I wont give them that 1 cent I owe

What is everyone up to!

Then converting those dollars to rubles to buy bear traps

@AIDSFrodo Johnson's Johnson was the biggest

@Ems Fingerblasting your cat

Lbj was a legit shitlord

@n//a I don't have a cat

@n//a

@Ems your pussy

LBJ would take leaks with the door open so white house staff would see

@VicariousJambi oh

Absolute chad

@Ems trap

@Die fahne hoch! I'm not a TRAP

I know where this is going

Sure you aren't dude

I'm not :(

Send boipucci

Theyre gonna try to get you to prove it

Guy pretending to be a woman definitely isn't a trap

@VicariousJambi oh

@Die fahne hoch! but I'm not a guy

@VicariousJambi y tho