he is the god version of steve jobs

What if the Big Bang is just God and his Wife.. banging

the big bang was just a party popper for gods birthday but he had a stroke and died resulting in the creation of everything

lol

I have it all on tape dont worry

earth isround

false

Earth is Dino

truth

oof

jehovah witness are the morons that I curb stomp when they go to my house

We are all a cult

the only cult im a part of is the one that brings back masterani

Heavens gate 2: tokyo drift

Guys

yea?

Should I ask my Science teacher what she believes in

Gimme some questions

well if she is a teacher she better believe in dino earth

yes

ask her opinion on anti vaccers

or what is the average size of a wee wee

afaf

She doesnt believe in Dino Earth, she doesnt know where the Ice wall is, and she thinks antivax Moms are people who are misinformed

what about the wee wee question? this is the most important one

smh

I cant ask that

shes a christian

oh then

...ask her her opinion on atheists

she just shrugged awkwardly

she sounds like a fun teacher lol

yeah

shes awkward

awkward sounds like an interesting characteristic for a teacher

yeah

She made *clap Clap* Peer Review a thing

I need this teacher in my life

She understands memes

most of my teachers are like either too old to understand embarrassment or too young and are really boisterous so a weird lot if you are shy

Yeah