Message from @xX NegroSaki Samurai Xx
Discord ID: 369248932112367616
just pull a bill Cosby
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you low energy bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Trump University, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret transactions, and I have over 300 confirmed deals. I am trained in art of the deal and I’m the top realtor in the Upper West Side. You are nothing to me but just another transaction. I will wipe your bank account the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with being very unfair to me over the Internet? Think again, choke artist. As we speak I am contacting my highly-paid firm of lawyers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the lawsuit, liar. The court date that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking broke, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can negotiate with you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively protected in courtrooms, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the armed private security and I will use it to its full extent to deport your miserable ass from the face of the continent, you loser. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “libelous” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will Make America Great Again and you will drown in it. It's time for you to leave, illegal alien.
wait until rape is legal again
rape culture
@king you're gonna have one less mod by the end of the day
@Scary_Clown why 😦
<:FeelsBadMan:356316589689405440>
<:PepeSmug:356316580143169536>
I am going to
be gone
a 12 gauge is my preferred method
from this earth
stop stealing my memes you are making me slit my wrist @king
dylan roof style?
haven't got the balls to do it yet
probably going to do it when ego death
I have the pills in my hand
that's a bad method
you will wake up incredibly sick with vomit all over you
at least in my experience
do the chad sudoku
waiting for enough drugs for ego death and then I'll 12 gauge on the peak
no joke
dont do the virgin suicide
I grow and sell mushrooms
so yes
@stupid don't do it mang. At least spend all your money on hookers and blow first
<:shekel:362992757146386432>
nah man I've planned it out forever
waiting for the right time
What is ego death like?
you know what that is?
Yes
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
i don't know that shit can get to real sometimes
@xX NegroSaki Samurai Xx it's over
like I'm tripping rn but I feel nothing serious
but when you get those serious feels
realizing how pointless life is