Message from @Morrigi

Discord ID: 369807493959909385


2017-10-17 11:13:44 UTC  

But I've already got the dollars

2017-10-17 11:13:47 UTC  

🤷🏻‍♂️

2017-10-17 11:14:08 UTC  

I have a couple billion ISK and I don't fly caps, so I'm good atm

2017-10-17 11:14:59 UTC  

hmm, work in a couple hours

2017-10-17 11:15:13 UTC  

they never tell me what I'm going to do ahead of time, I work in a carpentry shop

2017-10-17 11:15:38 UTC  

could be anything from building staircases to interior demolition

2017-10-17 11:16:22 UTC  

yep

2017-10-17 11:16:31 UTC  

and the commute is really short

2017-10-17 11:17:01 UTC  

also, it's the supervisors and not me who have to deal with idiot customers

2017-10-17 11:17:12 UTC  

like 3 minutes

2017-10-17 11:17:40 UTC  

I do just walk

2017-10-17 11:17:44 UTC  

it's nice

2017-10-17 11:17:56 UTC  

not bitching

2017-10-17 11:18:31 UTC  
2017-10-17 11:18:38 UTC  

oh ffs

2017-10-17 11:18:45 UTC  

She still can win

2017-10-17 11:19:10 UTC  

Actually she can't lol

2017-10-17 11:20:33 UTC  

r u a focken kangaroo m8

2017-10-17 11:21:08 UTC  

good for sausage, maybe?

2017-10-17 11:22:36 UTC  

they don't take kindly to cuddling

2017-10-17 11:22:57 UTC  

my favorite meat is bison, tbh

2017-10-17 11:23:08 UTC  

bison burgers are great

2017-10-17 11:24:15 UTC  

and/or kick you and make your internal organs external

2017-10-17 11:24:53 UTC  

I took care of a monitor lizard that liked to cuddle once

2017-10-17 11:25:05 UTC  

it was five feet long and had inch-long claws.. the cuddling went poorly

2017-10-17 11:25:57 UTC  

he'd try to sit on your shoulder like a fucking cat, despite weighing 25 pounds or so

2017-10-17 11:27:10 UTC  

DRIVE THROUGH ABORTIONS

2017-10-17 11:27:19 UTC  

OR WE RIOT

2017-10-17 11:29:31 UTC  

"welcome to McPlanned Parent Hood, how old is your baby"

2017-10-17 11:30:18 UTC  

my sides

2017-10-17 11:30:44 UTC  

Is abortion possible at 240 months?

2017-10-17 11:37:41 UTC  

I'm okay with it in the first trimester, but any later and you'd better have a damn good reason for it

2017-10-17 11:37:54 UTC  

i.e. rape, severe illness, baby is a vegetable

2017-10-17 11:38:35 UTC  

pretty much

2017-10-17 11:39:46 UTC  

the idea that life begins at conception is ridiculous, IMO

2017-10-17 11:39:54 UTC  

I mean, life that matters, anyway

2017-10-17 11:40:38 UTC  

what could possibly go wrong

2017-10-17 11:43:58 UTC  

You still have to wait 2 Hours and 32 Minutes to bump this server again

2017-10-17 11:44:19 UTC  

Why would a woman be able to kill a child

2017-10-17 11:45:24 UTC  

doesn't count if it's not a child yet