Message from Zastava in The Right Server #chat


2017-10-19 16:12:37 UTC  

What in god's name did you just say about me, you non-believer? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Sunday School, and I’ve been involved in numerous volunteer missions during my youth, and I have over 300 confirmed prayers. I am trained in spreading the word of god and I’m the top tithe-bearer in the entire congregation. You are nothing to me but just another lost soul. I will pray for you with compassion the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with sinning without consequence? Think again, Sinner. As we speak I am contacting my heavenly father who sees all; your life is being recorded so you better prepare for the afterlife, lost little lamb. The afterlife that will result in either eternal paradise or eternal torture. You’re not beyond saving, kid. God can be anywhere, anytime, and I can pray for you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s without my bible.. Not only am I extensively trained in performing communion, but I have access to the entire King James bible and I will use it to its full extent to wipe you clean of your sins, you misguided sinner. If only you could have known about the glory of god sooner, maybe you would have straightened your life out a long time ago. But you didn't, and now you’re invited to pray with me, you lost child of god. I will love you with all of the grace of god until you are baptized in his purifying waters. You’re fucking saved, kiddo

2017-10-19 16:12:48 UTC  

@Bashar Al Assad this but unironically

2017-10-19 16:12:49 UTC  

Christianity is the final red pill

2017-10-19 16:12:51 UTC  

Full retard

2017-10-19 16:12:59 UTC  

Retardo

2017-10-19 16:13:04 UTC  

Heaven has a wall and a gate and doesn't let retards in

2017-10-19 16:13:13 UTC  

just like the future US

2017-10-19 16:13:30 UTC  

2017-10-19 16:13:31 UTC  

@Jeb thx nigga

2017-10-19 16:14:06 UTC  

You can never know if you're definitely going to be saved. Real Christians don't do the one time saved forever thing.

2017-10-19 16:14:06 UTC  

Thanks dude ill keep that in mind

2017-10-19 16:14:55 UTC  

igy azalea ❤

2017-10-19 16:15:00 UTC  

>hur dur Christmas is a pagan holiday

2017-10-19 16:15:02 UTC  

CATHOLICS CRUSADES MUSLIMS UNLIKE PROTESTANT FAGGOTS

2017-10-19 16:15:14 UTC  

Theres litterally know reason to not follow the Bible btw. Even if youre too much of a mental manlet to understand that there literally has to be a God, living a godly life will improve your state of mind, and make you a healthier person.

2017-10-19 16:15:31 UTC  

^

2017-10-19 16:15:44 UTC  

imah change ur life

2017-10-19 16:16:01 UTC  

That’s fear mongering, which is what all religious tards do. You don’t need a fairy tale to teach you good morals 🤷‍♂️

2017-10-19 16:16:13 UTC  

because some people dont want to believe in a 2000 year old book

2017-10-19 16:16:30 UTC  

@Randeon how is saying "your life will be better" fear mongering

2017-10-19 16:16:32 UTC  

Listen pal, I was nice but you better start believing or else you're going to hell bud bud

2017-10-19 16:16:33 UTC  

earth is flat

2017-10-19 16:16:46 UTC  

@Grugochet no it is flat

2017-10-19 16:16:54 UTC  

nigers blieve earth is round

2017-10-19 16:17:04 UTC  

ban

2017-10-19 16:17:05 UTC  

word

2017-10-19 16:17:10 UTC  

ngigger* we are a non racist server please no swearing.

2017-10-19 16:17:25 UTC  

ni🅱 🅱 a

2017-10-19 16:17:34 UTC  

rich piana isnt dead

2017-10-19 16:17:40 UTC  

Be Catholic and let God's Grace flow into you and be at peace

2017-10-19 16:17:41 UTC  

Does size matter

2017-10-19 16:17:45 UTC  

I'm an Asian african american white male with slavic origin

2017-10-19 16:17:50 UTC  

thats what he said

2017-10-19 16:17:56 UTC  

Rich piana ascended

2017-10-19 16:18:09 UTC  

hes 5 percent spirit now

2017-10-19 16:18:09 UTC  

And don’t forget how cringeworthy Christians are, smiling and shit, until you tell them you don’t believe in god, and they tell you you’re going to “hell”

2017-10-19 16:18:11 UTC  
2017-10-19 16:18:20 UTC  

No Catholics

2017-10-19 16:18:22 UTC  

Non-Theists: "But following the Bible is too harddd, it has too many rules :(((( why cant i just do whatever i want instead! god cant be real because hes mean"

2017-10-19 16:18:24 UTC  

ANSWER MY FUCKING QUESTIONS KIKE NIGGER

2017-10-19 16:18:26 UTC  

chatolic grils are the bst