Message from Zastava in The Right Server #chat
What in god's name did you just say about me, you non-believer? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Sunday School, and I’ve been involved in numerous volunteer missions during my youth, and I have over 300 confirmed prayers. I am trained in spreading the word of god and I’m the top tithe-bearer in the entire congregation. You are nothing to me but just another lost soul. I will pray for you with compassion the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with sinning without consequence? Think again, Sinner. As we speak I am contacting my heavenly father who sees all; your life is being recorded so you better prepare for the afterlife, lost little lamb. The afterlife that will result in either eternal paradise or eternal torture. You’re not beyond saving, kid. God can be anywhere, anytime, and I can pray for you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s without my bible.. Not only am I extensively trained in performing communion, but I have access to the entire King James bible and I will use it to its full extent to wipe you clean of your sins, you misguided sinner. If only you could have known about the glory of god sooner, maybe you would have straightened your life out a long time ago. But you didn't, and now you’re invited to pray with me, you lost child of god. I will love you with all of the grace of god until you are baptized in his purifying waters. You’re fucking saved, kiddo
Christianity is the final red pill
Heaven has a wall and a gate and doesn't let retards in
just like the future US
You can never know if you're definitely going to be saved. Real Christians don't do the one time saved forever thing.
Thanks dude ill keep that in mind
igy azalea ❤
>hur dur Christmas is a pagan holiday
CATHOLICS CRUSADES MUSLIMS UNLIKE PROTESTANT FAGGOTS
Theres litterally know reason to not follow the Bible btw. Even if youre too much of a mental manlet to understand that there literally has to be a God, living a godly life will improve your state of mind, and make you a healthier person.
imah change ur life
That’s fear mongering, which is what all religious tards do. You don’t need a fairy tale to teach you good morals 🤷♂️
because some people dont want to believe in a 2000 year old book
Listen pal, I was nice but you better start believing or else you're going to hell bud bud
earth is flat
nigers blieve earth is round
ngigger* we are a non racist server please no swearing.
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rich piana isnt dead
Be Catholic and let God's Grace flow into you and be at peace
Does size matter
I'm an Asian african american white male with slavic origin
thats what he said
Rich piana ascended
hes 5 percent spirit now
And don’t forget how cringeworthy Christians are, smiling and shit, until you tell them you don’t believe in god, and they tell you you’re going to “hell”
Non-Theists: "But following the Bible is too harddd, it has too many rules :(((( why cant i just do whatever i want instead! god cant be real because hes mean"
ANSWER MY FUCKING QUESTIONS KIKE NIGGER
chatolic grils are the bst