Your girlfriend shouldn't be in your house unless she's your wife

He is a good Christian man of course

Why the fuck would you bring a woman to your house on the first date

That is why

shes gonna STEAL

@whytho do you not have a bedroom?

Zyzz

someone needs to give @whytho the sex talk

Im not taking a woman to my computer lair

his parents haven't taught him the bird and the bees yet

@amygdala ss isn't kink

Whytho is too autistic to get sexually intimate

Although ss officers were hot af

not until im married and she knows how filthy my room is

>married

>filthy room

Damn true

She should be cleaning for me

exactly

Tru

Wtf

Might marry a woman just to clean up after me tbh

any woman that lets your room get dirty is a disgrace

>marry woman
>be on honey moon
>Whytho lasts 2 seconds

Women=slaves you can fuck

I love cleaning tbh

I can't wait to have my own house

@RIP ACCOUNT >implying you can't fuck slaves too

Listing to Girls by the beastie boys tnh

I can clean and decorate

tbh

Whytho will put his penis into a vagina on day

@Scary_Clown tru

@Dolly perfect wife

Same

GIRLS

there is no doubt

@whytho Do you ever think about what it’ll feel like

TO DO THE LAUNDRY

You virgin

AND CLEAN UP MY ROOM