thats subjective honestly

@Zastava Texas

Yeah Texas is probably pretty good

as a Texan, can vouch Texas is awesome

What about Wyoming

Wyoming is nice for Yellowstone

fuck that

Other than that it's pretty boring

I don't wanna die

>Be Texan.

>Have job.

>Have disposable income from low cost of living.

>Invest in shales gas.

>Make millions.

>Marry 10/10 Texan girl.

>Eat delicious Tex Mex. Shits cash.

>Fly out of DFW to failing European states.

>get made fun of for being from 'Murica.

>Give money to homeless Europeans. they still laugh at me.

>Fly back to Texas.

>Drink a Shiner.

>See car is getting stolen by nigger.

>Pull gun out.

>Shot by decent Mexican man who also has gun.

>give mexican a shiner and shit all over the rest of the world.

California is beautiful

Unfortunately full of cucks

And ruined

If the UK gets any worse beyond help I'm moving to the US

there

Texas copypasta showing Texas awesomeness

Oh yeah you can live anywhere in America and it's probably better than UK

Chicago is probably better

Lol

Imagine this

Outside of the projects sure

Your house is broken into

you defend your family and the robber sues you

you go to jail for assault

welcome to the UK

Fuck that

BASED UK

rip

move to Texas

My worst fear is having to decide which gun to use to kill the robber

we sue the robbers and win

Imagine this also

Your car gets broken into

You call the police they tell you they don't have the resources to investigate

wait a minute mate

is that a

PLASTIC KNIFE?

GET EM LADS.

WEE WOO

WEE WOO

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