Message from @AR

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2017-10-24 02:02:02 UTC  

thats subjective honestly

2017-10-24 02:02:11 UTC  

@Zastava Texas

2017-10-24 02:02:23 UTC  

Yeah Texas is probably pretty good

2017-10-24 02:02:42 UTC  

as a Texan, can vouch Texas is awesome

2017-10-24 02:02:43 UTC  

What about Wyoming

2017-10-24 02:02:59 UTC  

Wyoming is nice for Yellowstone

2017-10-24 02:03:05 UTC  

fuck that

2017-10-24 02:03:07 UTC  

Other than that it's pretty boring

2017-10-24 02:03:09 UTC  

I don't wanna die

2017-10-24 02:03:33 UTC  

>Be Texan.

>Have job.

>Have disposable income from low cost of living.

>Invest in shales gas.

>Make millions.

>Marry 10/10 Texan girl.

>Eat delicious Tex Mex. Shits cash.

>Fly out of DFW to failing European states.

>get made fun of for being from 'Murica.

>Give money to homeless Europeans. they still laugh at me.

>Fly back to Texas.

>Drink a Shiner.

>See car is getting stolen by nigger.

>Pull gun out.

>Shot by decent Mexican man who also has gun.

>give mexican a shiner and shit all over the rest of the world.

2017-10-24 02:03:37 UTC  

California is beautiful

2017-10-24 02:03:43 UTC  

Unfortunately full of cucks

2017-10-24 02:03:46 UTC  

And ruined

2017-10-24 02:03:50 UTC  

If the UK gets any worse beyond help I'm moving to the US

2017-10-24 02:03:59 UTC  

there

2017-10-24 02:04:11 UTC  

Texas copypasta showing Texas awesomeness

2017-10-24 02:04:15 UTC  

Oh yeah you can live anywhere in America and it's probably better than UK

2017-10-24 02:04:25 UTC  

Chicago is probably better

2017-10-24 02:04:51 UTC  

Lol

2017-10-24 02:05:10 UTC  

Imagine this

2017-10-24 02:05:12 UTC  

Outside of the projects sure

2017-10-24 02:05:17 UTC  

Your house is broken into

2017-10-24 02:05:31 UTC  

you defend your family and the robber sues you

2017-10-24 02:05:35 UTC  

you go to jail for assault

2017-10-24 02:05:45 UTC  

welcome to the UK

2017-10-24 02:05:53 UTC  

Fuck that

2017-10-24 02:06:03 UTC  

BASED UK

2017-10-24 02:06:20 UTC  

rip

2017-10-24 02:06:25 UTC  

move to Texas

2017-10-24 02:06:36 UTC  

My worst fear is having to decide which gun to use to kill the robber

2017-10-24 02:06:36 UTC  

we sue the robbers and win

2017-10-24 02:06:38 UTC  

Imagine this also

2017-10-24 02:06:48 UTC  

Your car gets broken into

2017-10-24 02:07:00 UTC  

You call the police they tell you they don't have the resources to investigate

2017-10-24 02:07:05 UTC  

wait a minute mate

2017-10-24 02:07:06 UTC  

is that a

2017-10-24 02:07:09 UTC  

PLASTIC KNIFE?

2017-10-24 02:07:13 UTC  

GET EM LADS.

2017-10-24 02:07:22 UTC  

WEE WOO

2017-10-24 02:07:24 UTC  

WEE WOO

2017-10-24 02:07:28 UTC  

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