Huh

@!Co-Owner! are you daft? You are a bell end. No, uh i can’t. pretty sure the other 320 million of us can cook too. Or at least try.

@amygdala fuck off lad

Twiggered

@futurestorms o.k.

I'll cook you up a heaping helping of American justice, MAGA style

The Emu War is misunderstood

and talked about by people who dont understand it

and it makes me mad

^

>Aussie cunts still mad they lost to Emu's

emu war was literally 2 guys who tried to cull some emus and gave up after a couple hours

https://youtu.be/bGYs4KS_djg

Well obviously it was tea time, so

@futurestorms

This is why I ask if you Americans cook food

you are so easy to bait whytho

lol

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/education/cambridge-university-moves-to-decolonise-english-literature-curriculum-a3667231.html

Basically making the curriculum more black.

THE EMU WAR WAS JUST TWO GUYS TRYING TO KILL SOME EMUS WITHOUT KNOWING HOW STRONG EMUS WERE, EMUS CAN TAKE 5 BULLETS BEFORE THEY DIE, AND SCATTER ONCE ANYTHING SCARES THEM, IT ISNT SOMETHING TO BE MOCKED, IF YIU DONT KNOW WHAT THE EMU WAR REALLY IS, DONT MAKE FUCKING JOKES ABOUT IT, ITS NOT FUNNY

@!Co-Owner! these are kids. you nitwit.

I could name every vegetable there at age 7

They think tomatoes are potatoes

Amerifats

Well, you get the gold star.

It's the TV mongers pushing kids to be hapless retards

Can your kids say what those vegetables are

Did you amerifats have ads of how to eat healthy

@!Co-Owner! yes, my daughter knows what those are. She helps me cook.

Does everybody on your road have kids that cook

Or are you an exception

Yes. I am the only American that can cook. I am not obese though.

Are you only going to strawman

Or what

If you dont make your kids cook for you, youre a bad parent

It is hard for me to cook at the million restaurants in the US, but i manage.

Teach your kids to cook as soon as they exit the womb

Smh typical Americans, no brains

Shove a spatula into the birth canal