One was an iphone
One was a nokia
tfw green text bubble
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I knew right then and there she was a ho
unironically molting
my skin is peeling
Lotion, my friend
Ew
I jogged 11 km just now
Why
You need to stop exercising and start eating
Bc I have so much energy
You need to raise the obesity rate
Lol fuck off I ate a fatty angus beef burger with waffle fries and mayo
Do u call that ‘eating little’
For you, yes
WHAT
For Americans, no
Why is it little for me
Because you need to eat like an American
Uh no thx
You should've eaten ten of those
Americans eat shitty food
Euro XL is American XS
Yep
Tbh
niggas talking about suckin dick and listening to justin bieber
i hate women
Wtf
Hol up
women are terrible
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#notallwomen
"He was too big for her, her jaw was hurting"
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Wtf is that a song
The blacks are infecting your women
Unironically dont know how people can be upset with me for not going yo school
Do you know the song gas pedal
