One was an iphone

One was a nokia

tfw green text bubble

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I knew right then and there she was a ho

unironically molting

my skin is peeling

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Lotion, my friend

Ew

I jogged 11 km just now

Why

You need to stop exercising and start eating

Bc I have so much energy

You need to raise the obesity rate

Lol fuck off I ate a fatty angus beef burger with waffle fries and mayo

Do u call that ‘eating little’

For you, yes

WHAT

For Americans, no

Why is it little for me

Because you need to eat like an American

Uh no thx

You should've eaten ten of those

Americans eat shitty food

Euro XL is American XS

Yep

Tbh

niggas talking about suckin dick and listening to justin bieber

i hate women

Wtf

Hol up

women are terrible

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#notallwomen

"He was too big for her, her jaw was hurting"

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Wtf is that a song

The blacks are infecting your women

Unironically dont know how people can be upset with me for not going yo school

Do you know the song gas pedal