hahahahaha

W0t

Churchill didn't keep human fingers in his though

america smells weird and doesn't have any friends

Lewinsky was Billy’s humidor

like me <:feelsbad:287330072732499968>

Well ur dumb and gay @mew is not illegal

Well ur dumb and gay @mew is not illegal

Soap is your friend

well ur dumb

ur dumb

mfw

I recommend something with vetiver

**UR DUMB**

how did you make that backwards b?

Take a shower @mew is not illegal

Ur Dumb is dumber than regular dumb. It means you are as dumb as the ancient city-state of Ur

@futurestorms i'm gonna in like an hour :(

You smell like overcooked eggs

(monster gaping fuck hole non closing)

wait, do showers make people become your friend?

no just bo :)

You smell like a dirty diaper with rotten indian food in it

i spent the entire weekend not doing homework and being lazy at home playing slime rancher and being drunk it was a beautiful time i recommend it

You smell like a dirty pirate hooker

<:PogChamp:232603378700517377>

biiiiiiiiiiitcgh

I highly discourage degeneracy of this and every other manner

@mew is not illegal i got drunk last night. I was hungover all day

Alcohol kills brain cells

@futurestorms HANGOVERS ARE FOR PUSSIES MAN UP

Be like Trump; don't use booze!

@Kraftzmann the Free ok you need to get drunk sometimes to handle the stress of being alive

I’ve probably been drunk longer than you’ve been alive

I need to get caught up on work emails

😦

@futurestorms probably you fucking alcoholic

Some of us have healthier outlets than imbibing a neurotoxin

@mew is not illegal i’m a drunk. I have no ragrets

read in glados voice

wew