Still put what you worked as

You have to pad your resume. Shore up the major things with lesser things that make up the whole of your experiences.

literally the only thing i can think of wtf

LOL

I know you have a good imagination...i’ve seen you use it here.
Put a link to this sever on your resume😁

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Ok, strong problem solving abilities:
self starter
organized
prioritized
ability to think in a linear and abstract manner as the situation dictates

wow :)

TOO BAD NONE OF THOSE DESCRIBE ME *lies anyways*

Let us do your resumé

Post link here

wow

i hate u

So what? They don’t know you. And the less they know, the better.

Linear thinking is obsolete

Lateral thinking is the future

the biggest lie i've told

@mew is not illegal You can do this. Selling one’s self is sucky as hell, but you need to do it. And the better you can do it, the better off you’ll be.

*insert encouraging statement here*

@futurestorms ❤

SENSE OF HUMOR. You have a GREAT sense of humor. You just used that to cut into the awkward. See, @Kraftzmann the Free sees that too

I love how those statements are literally the polar opposite of what you actually are

@cherri no im actually self-motivated and organized ok suck my butt

@cherri That’s how you get the job. Look at the people who try to employ people like us.

Be the biggest sellout you can be.

Christ, i just sent in a resume, and paid $35 to become a NIGHT janitor at a high school...so i could work alone..

*I'm a very active person*

*Physically fit*

*Personal hygiene above all else*

*I was an A-B student in high school*

i dont think thats relevant, friend :(

ok my gpa was like a 2.3 in high school wth

thats like a c ROFL

Imaginate.

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@cherri That’s it. So what, you graduated... @mew is not illegal

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@mew is not illegal What are you applying as?

ISIS: I Suck International Scrotum

@cherri idk some part time it job i got an email abt from my school

@mew is not illegal Oh fr christ sakes loli