Be sure to look professional

>picking up rats

OKAY BUT HOW MUCH AM I ALLOWED TO LIE ON THIS THING

Idk why I didnt want to put the mouse down

You can never look more professional

Holy shit, i think we just got two pounds of candy.

Why lie lol

I just kept petting it as it draws blood

i dont wanna take out my piercings for this shit if i get an interview what the heck

Just tell them youre new to the field

>celebrating halloweeen

@cherri I HAVE ZERO EXPERIENCE

GAY

TELL THEM YOURE NEW

I DONT KNOW IF THEY CARE <:pepesad:281042039104077824>

@corvu55 not when you have a six year old, durr

@mew is not illegal TELL THEM HOW UMARU IS YOUR FAV WAIFU

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Say ur an extrovert

youre new to that profession but you still have experience @mew is not illegal

@cherri reported

my family never took me to halloween

Gay pagan holiday

Nah, but

@trent wtf do i do abt this gay communication and leadership section IVE NEVER TALKED TO ANYONE IN MY LIFE AND IVE NEVER LED ANYTHING IN MY LIFE

At least acknowledge that you're new to the field

you just need to specify that the skills you have learned in other jobs are transferrable to your new field

And you're willing to learn

THE ONLY SOLID PART ABT MY RESUME IS MY FREAKING EDUCATION AGH I LOOK SO BORIN

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Still put what you worked as

You have to pad your resume. Shore up the major things with lesser things that make up the whole of your experiences.

literally the only thing i can think of wtf

LOL

I know you have a good imagination...i’ve seen you use it here.
Put a link to this sever on your resume😁

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Ok, strong problem solving abilities:
self starter
organized
prioritized
ability to think in a linear and abstract manner as the situation dictates

wow :)

TOO BAD NONE OF THOSE DESCRIBE ME *lies anyways*

Let us do your resumé