@BerryPunny he is

America is great. Unlike Australia. Which is meh.

i didnt even know we had another hurricane

You are either American or you’re wrong.

@Me_Irl that's just a news article about some historian that thinks they were. Not the actual planners saying it in a quote

How many people did Australia put on the moon?
How many Superbowls has Australia won?

@!Co-Owner!

😩😩

Check.
Mate.

wtf is vegemite?

sounds like bug killer

It's owned by Americans so you tell me

It’s spreadable veggies

Wot

Vegemite is the best

YUM

Everything is owned by Americans lol

Oh

SAID NO ONE, EVER

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Name one multinational Australian super corporation

its actually good

You can’t

Even the middle easts' oil @Scary_Clown

Yep

😂

We kill brown people over that oil

Meanwhile aussies are deploying the military to get rid of emus

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It was two guys

They probably wanted us to take it but they were too shy to admit it

emu oil is good for pain

When’s the last time Australia invaded a foreign nation to exploit its natural resources

👂

We're not dickheads so we don't

I saw a documentary on Australia called ‘Wolf Creek’

>not dickheads

More like pussies

Sit on your island and mind your own business and buy American goods like the good little puppet state you are