the only thing I play with on the internet is my dick

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he found me on the old trump discord and we chatted it up

@gandhididpompeii lmfao

traded dm's for awhile then he invited and instantly let me in

Btw I'm curious if anyone wants to share what they do for a living?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DNpU5UXUMAA8Nt8.jpg

@twofree anyways fuck you twof I'm not a weeb

@!𝓐𝓻𝓽𝓲𝓮 𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷 gimme textipede

@twofree also im a nurse

@twofree Hi

Kool

I appreciate nurses

@twofree

Was in the hospital for awhile last year

Busted my spleen

Some cute nurses

@Kami the heck is that

@Kami succ me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@twofree yo m8 lemme explain my society

so

@SchloppyDoggo I bought some new panties 🙂

everyone wears spandex suits

they walk around, guided by the color of the traffic light that matches their suit

No everyone wears nothing @!𝓐𝓻𝓽𝓲𝓮 𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷

and then

They go UP MY ASS

if the guys get a boner

Oh jeez

then an alarm bell goes off goin "KEVIN GOT A BONER HAR HAR"

Lmao

eitherthat or they kick the dude in the nuts until his boner goes away

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That always happens to me on the way to the job

Amy Please

@zanezavin guy or girl?

you mean the alarm bells and neon green sign saying 'KEVIN HAS A BONER"

@amygdala how you doing amy?

Or gender fluid

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@sea_beast Is your pfp Macho Man Randy Savage sitting on a pier staring off into the distance introspectively?