yeh

appealing to your senses is not enough

ure relying on mistycism

He does like golf though

Stop being new age cucks

When he plays golf he sends secret messages to reptilians on another planet

thats why he plays so much

i think of god as a italian mafia guy

i come in here and what the fuck are you guys doing

No he sends info to his caddy you yutz

Have you ever even played golf

you dont beat your wives

no because im not a faggot

you dont beat your children

why did i write a book for u guys

Golf is based you edgelord

how

you use weird lingo

huehue hit ball with stick

i dont get u

Literally knocking little balls into cups

boring af

u jerk off to theory

not even a sport

u bore me to tears

That's because you have little balls

i was on a cross fuckers

They'll get knocked into cups

witness meeee!

Dumb nigger

mary was not a virgin

neither was ur mom

Yes she was

God bless Mary Mother of Jesus The Messiah

Heathens

did god fuck mary

mine was tainted by a nig :(

oh

he fucked her tender ass , like i wanted to

Christ was born of God's Word you deviant

not possible