listen you brainlet

i just invented a fool proof way that literally anyone can become the crypto king of their city or area

wat is this alpha method you might ask?

i'll show you

[your-city-name]cryptocurrency.com
business name: [your-city-name] Cryptocurrency Consultants
services you offer: mining farm installation, signal services, bot trading setup, investment consulting
print business cards and you are now officially the king of crypto in your area

and yes, ive already executed this system and its working. im the king of crypto in 3 cities now

<:boomer:467846319604498442> epic boomer styles

@SchloppyDoggo Maybe this will help me recoup my losses with LINK

HODL

https://youtu.be/Ke8_YXql-GI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwCgQNyORnk

lmao, No Man's Sky just got a multiplayer update. the game is finally finished now.

took them long enough

apparently you cant code multiplayer into a low budget indie game without millions of dollars

lol

they were so dumb to release it without what they promised

if they'd just waited then people wouldn't have been outraged

im in a big internet fight right now with stinkie linkies on the chainlink discord rn about all the typos on the new chainlink website: http://chain.link

@SchloppyDoggo Is that the real stinky website

yes

3rd worlder website devs fucked it up. rory already knows about the typos

site looks nice tho

it does

mainnet imminent

Chainlink is Blockhain Agnostic

Blockhain agnostic

>not Blockchain Christian

wtf

>chainlink unlocks the full potential of all the blockchains

gonna drive the total mcap of crypto into the trillions after mainnet drops

id give it a few years before it galvanizes tho

*3 days

chainlink $1000 tomorrow

@king holy shit balls bro, look at this. someone trolled the google app store and got legit metamask removed and replaced it with a fake phishing metamask clone. lol absolutely pajeet lvl over 9000 https://twitter.com/AugurProject/status/1022186967432192000?s=19

We really need to be storing software hash signatures on a blockchain

Why are you not playing Minecraft this very second @SchloppyDoggo

because im watching the new body cam vid that dropped a few ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Of4XP3Pvb0

I like how this is in the gaming sectoony

Damn now I want a game called Dindu Patrol

listen here goymers

https://www.humblebundle.com/store/guns-of-icarus-alliance?hmb_source=humble_home&hmb_medium=product_tile&hmb_campaign=mosaic_section_1_layout_index_1_layout_type_twos_tile_index_1