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Day 74 of no fap
As I exited my vehicle to walk into work I caught scent of a female in heat 73.35 meters upwind. Because of the fog I couldn’t see her yet but judging by the scent she was mid twenties, and healthy. My ultra attunated hearing was able to pick up her gait, which put her at about 5’6”. My mind, free of the constraints of porn and indecent imagery, was able to calculate her weight based on the ripple in the testosterone continuum produced by her footsteps as she walked away from me.
Being that I was 10 minutes early for work, I made chase and followed her through the fog still without visual contact. I was like a pilot navigating the white abyss by instrument alone. I was trailing her about 130m behind when I sensed her phone vibrate in her purse through the pavement. Holding my ear to the ground I was able to faintly pick up on the conversation she was having with beta BF. Based on the annoyed tone in her voice I knew now was the time to strike.
I readied my legs and concentrated all of my Testo-chakras into my Vastus Medialus muscles as I assumed a sprinters starting stance. I exploded forward in a cataclysm of sex hormone fueled rage. Exactly 2.54 nanoseconds later I began to phase through time and space as I meshed with the testosterone continuum. As I phased through the helpless female target I nutted directly into both of her Fallopian tubes, destroying her previously unbroken hymen and causing her to orgasm INSTANTLY. As I began to slow down 33.6 light years later, I realized that while she would have wanted to thank me for giving her the gift of my superior seed that she was already dead and gone having raised my CHAD progeny to repopulate the earth.
As I float into the the celestial abyss of the greater Crab Nebula I am not filled with regret for having left my world, but rather happiness for having left it a better place.
You’re welcome gentlemen
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@Deleted User y u gotta post nostalgia memes
@freshdoogie you're not a robot
b-but I've been smoking a lot of cigarettes
but inside you're just a little baby @freshdoogie
DROP IT
fuck
stop these feels
@freshdoogie i miss the old mw2 days
getting a lot of feels right now <:FeelsBadMan:356316589689405440>
BLOPS 1 was my personal favorite
what is blops 1
haven't played CoD since BLOPS 2
black ops
oh
Roblops
thousands of hours spent on both
I don't like the new controllers
black ops 1 was the last call of duty game i played
xbox 360 controllers were perfect
i had both xbox 360 and ps3 but since ps3 online was free i used my ps3 more
but i still had thousands of hours on xbox360
@freshdoogie do you remember the original UI for the xbox 360
it was sooo good
I'm thinkin bout building a cheap gaming computer just to see what I've been missing
yea I do
@freshdoogie from the videos i've seen from the new call of duties they suck
they're just copy and paste
they don't just suck, they
all jet packs
they're fucking trash
CoD is dead as far as I'm concerned
i just wish they will release mw2 with the update they never released and nothing else no graphic changes
if they release mw2
aaaaaaaaaa
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