Why take the Bible literally anyways

Lmao

uh oh

here we go

YOU TAKE THE BIBLE SERIOUSLY

Not literally

Or you have problems

uh oh...

@gopher Im done with you

Fake Christian kek

Acts 7:2

**Acts 7:2 - Douay-Rheims 1899 American Edition (DRA)**

```Dust


<2> Who said: Ye men, brethren, and fathers, hear. The God of glory appeared to our father Abraham, when he was in Mesopotamia, before he dwelt in Charan. ```

Whoah our father Abraham

!!!

TradChad destroys the opposition in STYLE

Dabbed on son

lol

Almost as if Jesus was using a hyperbole

Now on Netflix

denounce the authenticity of God and claim those who accept it are fake christians

great move mr catholic

do you confess sins to a priest

Haha

Yes

Gopher

Faggot

And to God

Why are you taking 23:9 literally

1 Timothy 2:5

**1 Timothy 2:5 - New King James Version (NKJV)**

```Dust


<5> For there is one God and one Mediator between God and men, the Man Christ Jesus, ```

Matthew 23:8

**Matthew 23:8 - Douay-Rheims 1899 American Edition (DRA)**

```Dust


<8> But be not you called Rabbi. For one is your master; and all you are brethren. ```

Rabbi means teacher

Still

Christ appointed teachers on earth

oh yeah

Why would Christ say not to call anyone teacher, then appoint men as teachers

It’s almost as if he’s being hyperbolic

uhhhhh

is teacher the same thing as father

father in the religious sense