if u live in the suburbs u GOTTA have a home security system and stickers and signs advertising that fact all over your house and yard

I wish America had villages

lmao

we do

nigger thieves target the burbs

they're called native american tribes

Only in New England

Oh

I'm talking about white villages

It's quiet, lots of parking, and neighbors bring you pie for thanksgiving.

I love the burbs

yea

and people call the cops on you for parking your car the wrong way

I dislike it because it feels fake but it's better than rural or urban

and there are pedophiles

I would rather live right outside a suburb

i live in a suburb

Shoot guns in my backyard

Comfy

too much gun control in new jersey for that

and my neighbor is the vice county executive

and jill stein advocates

at least they're not hillary supporters

Id just move to Brownsburg indiana

It's white as fuck

And pretty comfy

hamilton nj is my town

And brownsburg Indiana is whiter than Whitestown Indiana

we're very big

lol

Nigga I could drive from one side of your state to the other in like 2 hours

no

it takes a half hour

That's like the typical commute here

45 minutes because of traffic

from belmar to morrisville

Tf

I-195 to NJ-29 to the Trenton Makes Bridge

Your state is just an over glorified suburb

not really

a good 40% of new jersey are rednecks