Message from @Kraftzmann the Free

Discord ID: 497807199175966730


2018-10-05 16:26:09 UTC  

ok im finished

2018-10-05 16:26:11 UTC  

i did the math

2018-10-05 16:26:18 UTC  

i figured out how much poo is in the loo

2018-10-05 16:26:25 UTC  

<:MonkaChrist:428936527612084245>

2018-10-05 16:26:27 UTC  

The average Indian weighs 136 lbs.

Humans on average poop once to three times a day, so the median average for daily human defecation is twice.

2 multiplied by 365 is 730, so the average human shits 730 times a year.

Shit weighs one ounce for about every 12 lbs. So the average indians poo weighs roughly 11 ounces.

The population of India is 1,300,907,420.

The average Indians total weight of shit in a year is somewhere around 501 pounds. 6.5175452724x1011

501 pounds times 1,300,907,420 is 6.5175452724x1011

Indians shit roughly 651,754,527,240lbs of poo in the loo

2018-10-05 16:26:31 UTC  

WHAT

2018-10-05 16:26:40 UTC  

W h y

2018-10-05 16:26:51 UTC  

It wasn't just that

2018-10-05 16:26:57 UTC  

i dont know

2018-10-05 16:26:59 UTC  

bored

2018-10-05 16:27:00 UTC  

It was that it was 1300 rowdy Pajeets

2018-10-05 16:27:06 UTC  

yeah there probably is

2018-10-05 16:27:11 UTC  

@stupid L O L O L O L

2018-10-05 16:27:15 UTC  

Christ

2018-10-05 16:27:22 UTC  

Who is the moron who booked this cruise

2018-10-05 16:27:39 UTC  

Why is this nigger talking about sexism now?

2018-10-05 16:27:43 UTC  

Holy fuck

2018-10-05 16:27:43 UTC  

Yes, family friendly, also 1300 drunk people hailing from a country in which they literally don't know how to poop in a toilet still

2018-10-05 16:27:53 UTC  

Kek

2018-10-05 16:28:02 UTC  

But they have NUKES

2018-10-05 16:28:05 UTC  

SOMEHOW

2018-10-05 16:28:05 UTC  

651,754,527,240 lbs of poo in the street

2018-10-05 16:28:14 UTC  
2018-10-05 16:28:15 UTC  

@Kierketard High Functioning Levels of Dementia

2018-10-05 16:28:20 UTC  

Lmao

2018-10-05 16:28:27 UTC  

This is autistic.

2018-10-05 16:28:30 UTC  

<:FeelsLELMan:356316501105442817>

2018-10-05 16:28:35 UTC  

Yeah it really is.

2018-10-05 16:28:36 UTC  

BUT

2018-10-05 16:28:40 UTC  

**IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR**

2018-10-05 16:28:48 UTC  

"Why not interviw them"
BECAUSE THEY'VE BEEN INTERVIEWED LIKE 5 FUCKING TIMES NIGGA

2018-10-05 16:28:59 UTC  

This is rarted

2018-10-05 16:29:00 UTC  

this guy is scum

2018-10-05 16:29:05 UTC  

Oh

2018-10-05 16:29:13 UTC  

He's got a pretty annoying gay lisp

2018-10-05 16:29:25 UTC  

Ford refused to show the notes

2018-10-05 16:29:28 UTC  

I think Neymar is the best player and Messi is just his leg's dust

2018-10-05 16:29:31 UTC  

He just told a bold fucking lie

2018-10-05 16:29:35 UTC  

We can thank Canada for providing India with the CIRUS reactor that they produced the plutonium with

2018-10-05 16:29:51 UTC  

India produced plutonium?

2018-10-05 16:29:55 UTC  

Supposedly