ya I know I made a mistake

your bible is wrong

Big Cal!

church is a meme now

Matthew 3:17

**Matthew 3:17 - New Revised Standard Version (NRSV)**

```Dust


<17> And a voice from heaven said, "This is my Son, the Beloved, with whom I am well pleased."```

Matthew 3:18

Matthew 3:16 NIV

**Matthew 3:16 - New International Version (NIV)**

```Dust


<16> As soon as Jesus was baptized, he went up out of the water. At that moment heaven was opened, and he saw the Spirit of God descending like a dove and alighting on him. ```

God --> Christ --> Man --> Woman --> Children

I genuinely do not know of a protestant church in my area that is not completely full of bullshit

tfw realizing rock is satanic ruined rock for me <:FeelsBadMan:356316589689405440>

Matthew 3:17 KJV

**Matthew 3:17 - King James Version (KJV)**

```Dust


<17> And lo a voice from heaven, saying, This is my beloved Son, in whom I am well pleased. ```

Mine has 17 verses

kjv at times can be poetic

but there were a lot of occult takes on verses

which are disturbing

Revelation 19:11 KJV

**Revelation 19:11 - King James Version (KJV)**

```Dust


<11> And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war. ```

what the fuck are you talking about

in kjv I mean

specifically

i am considering attending a lutheran church

not in general

yeah I know

what the fuck do you mean occult takes on verses

pg-13 please and thank you

and yes please elaborate

frick you nigger

For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.]

For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities,
against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.

like for example in the part where Jesus speaks about being born again I believe, it makes it sound like there is no soul until one is born again, which is an occult view

but in other versions it's worded slightly differently

there's other examples

Trump 20:20

I'm too drunk to remember that rn though, just got back from a bar

John 14:88

"The most potent force in the world isn't diversity. It's white men, evicted from their own homes, awakened to the traitor's boot on their necks and hungry for vengeance."

"And Trump said let there be memes"

"The most potent force in the world isn't diversity. It's white men, evicted from their own homes, awakened to the traitor's boot on their necks and hungry for vengeance."