it's impossible to get fired from the govt

I'm an important government worker! They can't fire me! <:npc:500426131493617684>

These memes are keeping me alive.

their unions are strong

if (Wojak Memes != Not Exist)

@sithfreeman Make a Darth Sideous NPC meme

execute order 66

turn that into code

current job has a bunch of "based nigs" who ask for the world while doing maybe 2-3 hours of work in an 8 hour shift and sit there and complain the entire time about how they're underpaid when they're in the top 25 percentile of income with a high school education

Horology is the fine art of our time

This is what the Unabomber warned us about.

var discordUser user = @Helios
if (!user.isMod && user.begs4Roles)
{
discord.Ban(user);
};

NPC's taking over the world.

@Composers this is great

i love you

*He thinks Composers is joking*

Hahahahah

This is my new watch

Cewl

I think this is objectively the best Android you can get

>android

Siri is a fucking retard

We get it, you know the basics.

every

time

every one

time

I might get an iWatch just to see how it is though

put "Unit "DiscordTag#" as your name

can all y'all vote for pizza plz

https://www.strawpoll.me/16652197

No

NPC

Type -Unit and your discord number

Yes

I better not come back to see this called "The NPC Server"

Too late

Don't come back