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wat u should be doing is shorting alphabet stocks tomorrow at market open

<:npc:500426131493617684> invest in amd

ez money

^

You know what u really want to get autistic into

"Oh, you don't like capitalism? You must be a communist" <:npc:500426131493617684>

Fucking forex

forex binary options is literally gambling my dude

That's how you go bankrupt

Ik

gambling is fun though

and trading on nadex is the most jewish thing ive ever done

if you're not a brainlet

But there are cases when you can make an educated guess

@Mord unironically i invested heavily into Funfair casinos and got burnt super bad on it. its a failed company

@Mord we need angry npc emote

My buddy almost made 5k off brexit but his trader was too slow

Via forex

I invest in collectibles

if youre talking about doing arbitrage - its illegal in the normie world. you gotta use bots to trade arb in the crypto world if u wanna do it

no regulation so far

No I'm talking about guessing based off political event

Invest in Funko Pops boys ez investments

"it wasn't me it was my robot"

I.e. brexit Arab spring

Etc

90% quick returns

everyone sells the news thats an ancient trade technique

they should have battle royale in every game

Yeah I'm saying that's the only educated way to do forex

Everything else is graph guessing

well ya know there are chart tools called "indicators" hehehe

and things called "technical analysis"

I'm not autistic enough

lurk /biz/ moar

Just short hedgefunds <:npc:500426131493617684> Yes I know these words

And I dont have enough time

you have time to fuck around in discord

Last time I went on biz it was all pinkiea

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