Well I mean your not dating Ætos rn so that makes sense

Oof

lol what

I’m just assuming you really like riggatoni

Lmfao

flat earth boys are baes

i want flat earth babies

Also, Stick, I redid it, I think this version may be better, but it only makes sense if you know the story (unfortunately).

Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Greyson Sharpe the Wise? I thought not. It's not a story that Citizen would tell you. It's a server legend. Greyson Sharpe was a Dark Lord of Alt-Earth, so powerful and so wise she could use the Force to influence the moderators to ban those she wished gone. . . She had such a knowledge of the dark side that she could even keep the ones she cared about from being banned. The dark side is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. She became so powerful... the only thing she was afraid of was losing her power, which eventually, of course, she did. Unfortunately, she taught her apprentice everything she knew, then her apprentice let her server die in her sleep and replaced it. Ironic. . . She could save other servers from death, but not her own.” - Ætos the Unmodded.

Kudos if you recognize the original copypasta

Guess I don’t get kudos ;-;

Damn

'Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. . . he could save others from death, but not himself.' - Sheev Palpatine

^That’s the original

I don’t know how you haven’t ever seen that

That used to get spammed literally everywhere.

Well now I recognize it ;-;

😂

*gets Vietnam flash back*

It was the summer of something or whatever and many brothers went down to that very copypasta

Kek

I could make loads of these at this point

Probably more sad than impressive

Scratch that,

More Sad than impressive.

There we go

Now it’s right.

I like the determination

Lmfao

That one in particular might ruffle some feathers though, so to speak.

Aye yo

Might strike a bit too close to some people’s hearts.

Hey Lucky, how goes it?

Eyy is lucky

Pretty good, and yourself?

Sleepless but alright

👌

^^^

👍

hello

Hallo