Message from @Joe the boomer

Discord ID: 498923638536404993


2018-10-08 18:15:22 UTC  

ok bryden and i are havingt an epic tweet echange

2018-10-08 18:15:45 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/441068168845197334/498921460778270720/unknown.png

2018-10-08 18:15:56 UTC  

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2018-10-08 18:16:23 UTC  

ok,

2018-10-08 18:19:24 UTC  

epic tweet exchange dude!

2018-10-08 18:20:15 UTC  

the 30 year old boomers will take over the world with our sips cigars and exquisite toiletries

2018-10-08 18:20:37 UTC  

Anyone got an invite to a liberal server?

2018-10-08 18:20:47 UTC  

what is the little foot stool for though?

2018-10-08 18:21:04 UTC  
2018-10-08 18:21:12 UTC  

its a squatty potty

2018-10-08 18:21:16 UTC  

its amazing

2018-10-08 18:21:39 UTC  

looks like it is for a child

2018-10-08 18:23:04 UTC  

Here

2018-10-08 18:23:29 UTC  

Next time you shid(dont poop ever) prop your feet up on something

2018-10-08 18:23:35 UTC  

Like a book or a stool of some kind

2018-10-08 18:23:37 UTC  

Joe is 3 foot and cant reach the toilet

2018-10-08 18:23:42 UTC  

Not a BIG lift

2018-10-08 18:23:51 UTC  

But enough where you break parallel

2018-10-08 18:23:59 UTC  

FEEL THE DIFFERENCE

2018-10-08 18:24:13 UTC  

it allows you to squat over the toilet

2018-10-08 18:24:24 UTC  

anatomically correct way to poo

2018-10-08 18:24:28 UTC  

>not shitting in your pants

2018-10-08 18:24:29 UTC  

smh

2018-10-08 18:24:33 UTC  

amazing anmd good for general health

2018-10-08 18:24:48 UTC  

I am not at the age where I need help shidding in the toilet

2018-10-08 18:24:55 UTC  

But if you decide to not be a part of the #nodumpmovement you better not wipe

2018-10-08 18:24:56 UTC  

its not about needing help

2018-10-08 18:25:10 UTC  

its about shidding to your maximum potential

2018-10-08 18:25:18 UTC  

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2018-10-08 18:25:32 UTC  

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2018-10-08 18:25:49 UTC  

Why dont u hire a foreigner to help u go to the toilet joe

2018-10-08 18:26:02 UTC  

Que?

2018-10-08 18:26:19 UTC  

yeah i get mexicans deliver my catheters to my door, what about it

2018-10-08 18:26:34 UTC  

its not about needing help you fuckwit

2018-10-08 18:26:45 UTC  

It would be a power move tho old man

2018-10-08 18:27:32 UTC  

ay pablo wipe my fuckin ass ya spic

2018-10-08 18:27:51 UTC  

Yo no se!

2018-10-08 18:27:53 UTC  

What they going to do. Like u have a gun beside u

2018-10-08 18:28:16 UTC  

Habla Espanol?

2018-10-08 18:28:20 UTC  

the gun is to help shid too