Message from @Ætos

Discord ID: 566745940275363851


2019-04-13 22:03:51 UTC  

Go to <#564645027817717760>

2019-04-13 22:03:54 UTC  

so yeah...

2019-04-13 22:03:58 UTC  

sounds like a dodgy drug dealer you should get a new one

2019-04-13 22:04:02 UTC  

I was weird long before

2019-04-13 22:04:08 UTC  

nope

2019-04-13 22:04:14 UTC  

<:GWchadThonkery:366999788803325952>

2019-04-13 22:04:15 UTC  

sounds like the pills did it

2019-04-13 22:04:28 UTC  

Nonsense

2019-04-13 22:04:32 UTC  

[insert anti-vaxx autism reference here]

2019-04-13 22:04:43 UTC  

what makes you a hamburger guy

2019-04-13 22:04:54 UTC  

He likes hamburgers

2019-04-13 22:04:57 UTC  

<:cool:507986727953235970>

2019-04-13 22:05:00 UTC  

are you made of hamburgers or do you eat many hamburgers

2019-04-13 22:05:04 UTC  

idk

2019-04-13 22:05:13 UTC  

I know a guy named asiankiller

2019-04-13 22:05:33 UTC  

does he kill asians or is he an asian that kills

2019-04-13 22:05:38 UTC  

I’m assuming he’s a killer who’s Asian, not a killer of Asians.

2019-04-13 22:05:38 UTC  

maybe asian girls really like him and it's a figure of speech

2019-04-13 22:05:50 UTC  

Or the above^

2019-04-13 22:06:00 UTC  

That’s probably more positive

2019-04-13 22:06:01 UTC  

._.

2019-04-13 22:06:06 UTC  

lol

2019-04-13 22:06:15 UTC  

What about One eyed One Horned Giant Purple People eater from Elvis Presley

2019-04-13 22:06:29 UTC  

does he eat purple people or is he purple

2019-04-13 22:06:48 UTC  

i think he would make a great story teller

2019-04-13 22:06:56 UTC  

Each of those adjectives is in a pair

2019-04-13 22:06:58 UTC  

One eyed

2019-04-13 22:07:02 UTC  

One horned

2019-04-13 22:07:05 UTC  

Giant purple

2019-04-13 22:07:08 UTC  

People eater

2019-04-13 22:07:11 UTC  

So yeah

2019-04-13 22:07:15 UTC  

idk

2019-04-13 22:07:16 UTC  

He eats people

2019-04-13 22:07:18 UTC  

wait

2019-04-13 22:07:29 UTC  

this would explain Why I don't see purple people

2019-04-13 22:07:32 UTC  

*Based on my formidable grammatical analysis that is in no way flawed,*

2019-04-13 22:07:42 UTC  

did i select these because i knew they are/were real things, or because there is some "deeper meaning"

2019-04-13 22:07:59 UTC  

like damn

2019-04-13 22:08:07 UTC  

yeet hows life

2019-04-13 22:08:14 UTC  

i hope nikola tesla was a real dude

2019-04-13 22:08:33 UTC  

did you know in Legend of Zelda the character is actually named Zelda