When can I give you the snakes

🐍

Um I think in a few days

Does santa lake work for u?

I cannot tell you that good sir

Holly wood?

infected ur brain

Yes good sir. What species?

I can kill you in four bars, that's a Kit Kat

Anus

Sure mate. That will be 239 bucks

Thanks man

No problem mate

I also have a duck if you want

i'll have the duck

I have two female coworkers who are unironically arguing over who is more of a redneck than the other

Say what?

my ex tried to convince me that redneck meant people only having red hair

LOL

I thought it was people with red necks

i still don't know what red neck means

lol who has red necks

People with a bad skin condition?

oh like badly sunburnt

I thought rednecks were another name for people who come from Alabama

its like chavs for the south

yeah okay but why are they called red necks

Rednecks ate just stupud southeners

Sunburn necks

Or dimples or whatever

On their necks

Well, at least we got the web to figure these things out on our own

I live in Alabama

Im just assuming why theyre called it

Someone get me out pls

i guess but conversation is good too

Rednecks are jusy generic white trash

Have you ever got too embarrassed to ask something because you know you should already know it?

Nope

I just dont know im suppose to knownit

There’s different flavors of rednecks. Alabama rednecks are greasy and ride those Walmart scooters then they shouldn’t. Texan rednecks at least have a touch of class about them