Message from @Earth

Discord ID: 574438751363792916


2019-05-05 03:33:24 UTC  

North Korea is a dumbass

2019-05-05 03:33:25 UTC  

@Earth what?

2019-05-05 03:33:30 UTC  

lemme call the sun into here

2019-05-05 03:33:38 UTC  

@The United States You heard me

2019-05-05 03:33:38 UTC  

oh sh*t

2019-05-05 03:33:42 UTC  

Sorry I disconnected from reality for a sec

2019-05-05 03:33:43 UTC  

more land to colonize

2019-05-05 03:33:44 UTC  

YO SUN, GET TF OVER HERE

2019-05-05 03:33:46 UTC  

thank you moon

2019-05-05 03:33:47 UTC  

.

2019-05-05 03:33:53 UTC  

I needed more land

2019-05-05 03:33:56 UTC  

You can't colonize the sun

2019-05-05 03:33:57 UTC  

*shit, hes too far away*

2019-05-05 03:33:59 UTC  

i can

2019-05-05 03:34:01 UTC  

Uh

2019-05-05 03:34:08 UTC  

I can call the sun

2019-05-05 03:34:12 UTC  

do it

2019-05-05 03:34:15 UTC  

it only takes him 8.3 mins to get here

2019-05-05 03:34:29 UTC  

lemme call a lunar eclipse

2019-05-05 03:34:29 UTC  

what do you mean he is far away

2019-05-05 03:34:30 UTC  

He's already here

2019-05-05 03:34:48 UTC  

i will fuckíng starve you humans of your light

2019-05-05 03:34:55 UTC  

...

2019-05-05 03:34:58 UTC  

dont make me perma eclipse

2019-05-05 03:35:10 UTC  

You'll starve me of light too

2019-05-05 03:35:11 UTC  

we will colonize starvation then

2019-05-05 03:35:17 UTC  

and light

2019-05-05 03:35:18 UTC  

we all die together earth

2019-05-05 03:35:22 UTC  

Don't make me slingshot you into the Sun

2019-05-05 03:35:22 UTC  

H o w

2019-05-05 03:35:26 UTC  

Amnsnsjdjdjneksns

2019-05-05 03:35:34 UTC  

Sksnjdndjsnsjjdhesjbsjsjekdjskd

2019-05-05 03:35:34 UTC  

kill the humans with us

2019-05-05 03:35:40 UTC  

Kill the moon

2019-05-05 03:35:40 UTC  

you die, i fall into the sun

2019-05-05 03:35:45 UTC  

W h

2019-05-05 03:35:48 UTC  

with our love for colonizing the entire planet

2019-05-05 03:36:01 UTC  

I will send your ships up to the moon @Dragon the Redcoat

2019-05-05 03:36:05 UTC  

ew

2019-05-05 03:36:09 UTC  

redcoats

2019-05-05 03:36:17 UTC  

ew