I almost got my hand bit by a horse cause i was dumb

It was blind and I wasn't paying attention when I was feeding him

i just want to ride a horse, i don't want to get hurt by one ☹

I accidentally shocked myself on our electric fence and fell in a puddle

I was soaked :v

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Thats not good

Don't worry mom wouldn't let you near the mean one, we keep him separate cuz hes bad

epic

when you accidentally jizz on a guy's face

can you ride a horse anytime you want?

Almost anytime, I have to ask

ah ok i see, still cool tho

Ooo

would ride one every week if that's the case

@Mom *punch*

@Sadmin *gay RP noises*

Uwu

uwu

You're going to hell btw

Btw, my big sisters wedding was at that farm, me and her and everyone else posed for pictures n all and she made these little flower bouquets out of spark plugs and stuff she bought at Acme and it was so cute

I like strawberry milk

epic, hell might be a cool place who knows <:GWcmeisterPeepoShrug:403295315685539852>

Oh I was told I'm going there, mind if I redecorate?

nice roman

hey drex, i like strawberry milk too ❤

edgy

Mom can I have tiddy milk now <a:hyperyay:394499575018291202>

Strawberry best milk and ice cream flavor

and sup sadmin, how have you been?

no bluree

Why not <a:PepeCryARiver:542341046705848341>

Jr edgy

bcuz i say so

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Jr cool

Imagine Hentai of ram horns n not tentacles next

Jr wanna go find Japan girls and hire them for maid cafe we own?

yes

and use my power to make them give head

Yeah