I officially hate June

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Welp

i have a pet chicken

June is beautiful, why do you hate her?

under my pants

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i choke it whenever i encounter female

Cause now we share the month lol

Bro I put a metal pole in my chickens neck

chicken starts sweating

Bruh I'm so petty rn lol.

and it starts bawking

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thats when i punish it

🤔

i fucking strangle it to death

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and then it throws up

Damn poor chicken

Brb doxxing you to beat your skull in with a hammer.

some white liquid

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chickens can lactate

this sounds pretty rough, hows the chicken doin now?

It needs to be vasectomized.

Let us pray for the chicken

its not too happy

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bryg wrd

May the chicken die soon(better to die than suffer torment everyday)

Omg this exists

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@Akira

Fuck yes

i see u bitch

Ever consider waterboarding it under the sink?

egirling

when the female starts sucking my chicken it sticks its beak in her throat and it stings