lol a plumber just came in my house
*unzips dick

nuu

lol

chicks with dicks

You think thanos beatoff with infinity gauntlet

wwhy the fuck would anyone want to fuck a 40 year old when they are 18

is fucking the plumber gay ?

I have cancer

thanos doesnt need to beatoff with the guantlet,
*reality can be whatever he wants it to be.*

no shit @>w<

OowwOO

fuck

will you be the u to my wu

Hello there

Then the avengers touched the stones that had his senen on it making them all gay

thanos should've just created real anime girls, fuck

No be the w to my l

thanos fucked all the sexy virgin girls in 1 snap

Il

wait, what if thanos just killed all virgins

then he killed u

haha damn right

lole

im so good at proposing to girls like beleive me

Thanos please snap the ugly fat women and other men so I live in paradise

i proposed to a jewish girl
Me: Will you be the Gas to my Chamber

<:extremelemon:380256408282595329>

E girls on overwatch scare me

sexy

Any1 want the suck

me

no homo

girls: he has to be atleast 6 foot tall, own a house, stable income, fit, good looking face, want 2 kids, like the same series as me and charismatic

boys: she cant be fat

Aight get on ur knees

Let's be honest only weeb gay men type in here and next one to type will forever be gaylord

thats gay

girls: <:Angry:371787350336077824> <:Angry:371787350336077824> <:Angry:371787350336077824> <:Angry:371787350336077824> <:Angry:371787350336077824> <:Angry:371787350336077824> <:Angry:371787350336077824>

https://discord.gg/qZ78Kb4

Irl I may be 5,3 but standin on my money I’m 5,3

oof