imagine not eating shit

When i was like 4 i licked cow shit because my mom told me not to do it

I was not a smart kid

Who's been a smart kid

How does it taste like?

bruh

Idk i was 4

when i was 5 i ate a 2 week old mcchicken because i was hungry and my mom said not to do it

is that why you a horse now?

Big brain violet

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#giverightstojews

she legitimately thought i was going to die

@ur mom gae yes

even told me and i was like “oh okay i dont think i will but okay”

lmao

Kids are retarded

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i remember this one time i raped this girl friend i had when i was like 4-5

Nice

guys what does your cum taste like?

Idk cuz im not gay

My finger has a weird bump because i tried to climb a rusty staircase and i fell and sliced a part of it

@Treelike toothpaste

oh hi there buds

my thumb has two bumps from the stitches i needed last year

@Crate The CEO of swag does it look like a toothpaste?

@Tree yes

yummy

cut the fucker wide open with an angle grinder

The doctor said it was normal after he touched it a little

Lmao

why the fuck would i know what my cum taste like

Excatly

@Crate The CEO of swag why didn't he taste it <:dafaq:264520931215409163>

what do i look like? bronce or chocola?

My moms cum tastes like my priests cum

<:Cum:581394469790941194>

I think its actually two pieces of the stitching that didn’t get pulled out when I had the stitches removed

my cum tastes like BBQ